QUOTES

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. 

~Isabel Allende

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? 

~Richard Fleischer

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink... 

~Epicurus

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. 

~Diogenes the Cynic

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

~Anon

Sex relieves tension - love causes it. 

~Woody Allen

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. 

~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

~Anon

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. 

~Cary Grant

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.