Daddy's Day Part 2

Yes, Happy Father's Day to those of you celebrate. But please don't do so watching Lolita-type of movies ok.

Actually this is more for aku yang tak insaf, since now she is not only (temporarily) real dad-less, 

but also sudah menyuarakan hasrat to find a sugar daddy prince in that latest post. 

My my, aku yg tak insaf. Itu sudah tahap critical tu. 

Remember patience is half of your iman babe.

But tak apalah. Because I know she wouldn't stray, 

she wouldn't be able to, since her Muslim prince

will be of the modern-but-still-alim-sedikit kind. 

The kind that will magically make her vibrator disappear maybe, 

or the kind that is like a rugby superstar who poses for pictures on a praying mat, 

some kind of hot pencegah maksiat guy. 

Exhibit A: Pro ball-handler Bachar Houli. On a praying mat.

Yes, pencegah maksiat, but hot. You know how aku yg tak insaf is. 

She keeps complaining of the weather, "tak tahan panas" or "oh my god panasnye," 

but give her pictures of lelaki panas, oh terus je cool down. 

By the way, if you're as into muslims as ATI is, you can give MuslimHunks.blogspot.com a looksie, 

or maybe even bookmark it (as I'm sure ATI did). But the question is, halal ke? 

As you ponder upon that for a while, ATI, 

let me get back to the topic here. For a daddy-less ATI, 

here's a music video by newly-formed dancing boy-band from East Russia, "Kazaky"

which I think you would enjoy,

In the Middle? Hmm. Pusat ke? 

Also, since I juga sympathize dengan kepanasan you di sana, here's something to cool you down further. 

Manis nye! Oh yes, can I have whip cream to go with that please? Thanks.

First stanza lyrics for sing-along:

Meet me at the ice cream truck 

I'll be you an ice cream 
I'll whip out my Drumstick 
that will make your eyes gleam
lick it up quick - before it melts on the floor
I got it!
Uno-dos-tres-quatro 
Gimme some more
Okay! :)

Slurp. Coincidence: my favorite ice-cream is the Drumstick.

In case the videos above proved too modern for you, nah yang ni -

More pakcik-desi (inside joke, real-life sweetheart) type, no? Imagine you and him, duet lagu ni. The lyrics apply well to your situation, too, don't they ATI?

My heart stops, when you look at me
Just one touch, now Baby I believe,
This is real,
So take a chance and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back!


Can't wait for my ice-cream,
Aku Yang Berdosa

Burgers"R"Us

We've been eating a lot recently and I wishfully think that writing a food post will help shed some of those excessive calories. As i'm typing this, I can feel the layer of fat around my waist slowing folding inward and settling in. sorry, that's gross.

To express my apology, I'm going to show you some reasonably sinful burgers that I came across online. These are only reasonably sinful because the wicked king in the world of burgers is still the 8000 calories Heart Attack Burger we introduced earlier on.

1. Burger King's New York Pizza burger

foodbeast.com

Americans love pizzas and burgers. The person who came up with this idea must have had enough deciding between pizza and burger for lunch. So voila, Burger King created the Pizza Burger to resolve the long-time dilemma. 4 Whopper patties, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce all under the roof of a 24cm sesame bun. Total up to more than 2,500 calories and 2x the daily limit of saturated fat and sodium if you finish the whole pie. You only find this in New York's Times Square (mind you, not just any Times Square like..ehem...Berjaya Times Square). Other than the arrangement, I can hardly see anything unique in this BK special. Could have made it greasier than this

2. KFC's Double Down

Replacing the buns with 2 slabs of fried chicken and adding 2 pieces of bacon, melted cheese and mayo. Some people estimated the Double Down = 2 McD Big Mac. Oh well, who cares.  As long as it's good. Look at the melted cheese..must be enjoying being sandwiched by the ever-so-good kfc chicken, like a man enjoys stuffing his face between a woman's breasts (or buttocks, if you prefer the back door).

dailymail.co.uk

As a sidenote, creative food fans have improvised and created an experimental burger. 5 layers of chicken skin, melted cheese and bacon between sandwich buns. I think it actually looks more appealing than the double down and who doesn't love fried chicken skin? It's true love if you love that something/someone even when you know very well how bad it/the person is for you. KFC, I love you, really.

Skinwich from foodbeast.com

3.  Burgers with a sweet twist

Foodbeast's nutella double double bacon cheeseburger

Another creative invention. There's nutella, bacon and double double (double meat double cheese) burger. Not sure what to think of the burger itself. But I like messy burgers and especially with nutella, it's hard to not create a mess. Eat this with your partner and don't worry about having nutella all over your lips/face to give him/her an excuse to lick it off. Who knows, you might be busy making out with your partner before you have time to finish the burger.

Krispy Kreme Cheese burger

These are the Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers, with of course donuts, meat patty, bacon and cheese. Argh, even greasy food fanatic like me find this repulsive and unholy, especially when you see a mass/mess like this. But you can't judge a burger or donut or donut burger by its appearance. Because with a little cosmetics, they can look much more appetizing:

Luther's Bacon Cheeseburger + Glazed Donuts

Paula Deen's Ladies Brunch Burger

Paula Deen's burger looks so sticky, greasy and yummy. The perfect burger after sex. A little sweet and salty at the same time, just like the combination of pleasure and sweat in sex. mmmmmm..

4. Electronic burger
Just kidding. It's a 4 port USB Chicken Burger Hub.

foodbeast.com

That's a lot of meat in one post. Time to take a break and balance it with some veggies.

"Veggie Love" Banned Super Bowl Ad - The top video clips of the week are here

Refuse to believe that vegetarians have better sex,
aku yg tak insaf

Sexy Sushy

I've heard some complaints about the lack of food posts in this blog for quite some time. In fact (excluding the brief mention of aiskrim batang by aku yg berdosa in her raya post), the word "food" was last seen in Steamy Food; it was, however, minimally related to food.

So today, I'm inviting you to join me for a sushi feast. Irashaimase!

Two words that you should learn before ordering: Nyotaimori and Nantaimori

Nyo = woman  ;  Nan = man
tai = body
mori = arrangement

When you combine them, what you get is (sushi) arrangement on a woman's/man's body. Needless to say, the body has to be naked, baru la best. Some people call it body sushi or flash sushi. Apparently, in Japan, you can only find this in sketchy nightclubs owned by local gangsters. Outside of its country of origin, this practice is mostly used as a marketing gimmick.

Nyotaimori

Nantaimori (quite inviting, but can't see his face. hmm..)

orgasm roll! 

Other than having to stay naked, what makes this probably the easiest job in the world, is the rule that customers are not allowed to speak to, let alone touch, the model. So the model is essentially paid to baring only. Even with the elaboration of what the job requires, it still sounds like an extremely simple and perfectly malas job.

"Jobs in nyotaimori are not for the ticklish or fidgety. Models are trained to lie still for hours, and they must be able to endure unexpected splashes of cold water and prods with chopsticks. Her body must be completely shaved, and specially washed with fragrance-free soap before the feast. Traditionally, the meal is eaten directly from the skin of the model, but hygiene laws in many countries prevent this – forcing restaurants to wrap their girls in clingfilm to prevent contact between skin and food. According to custom, the model should be a virgin, but this doesn’t seem to be observed any more."

~japanfortheuninvited.com

nope, don't even think about it. her breasts are not to be eaten

a bit bony. i like man boobs, remember?

Godsend

can't decide if this is a nyo- or nan-

I don't think any Japanese restaurant in Malaysia offers this service. But in US and UK, the price for attending a nyotaimori/nantaimori night could range from USD 75 (RM 220) up to 250 pound (RM 1230). S-I-O-T. In case you wonder what a naked sushi night might look like but can never afford to (or will never be willing to) pay for this luxury:

Naked Sushi Premier-Nyotaimori Http://www.wix.com/nakedsushi/the-art-of - Click here for more blooper videos

A more cost-effective way is to get sushi from supermarkets or restaurants (if you're particular about Japanese food, like me) and plate it out on your or your partner's body. There are of course risks that come along with homemade naked sushi night...

Just like Samantha Jones in Sex and the City who wanted to give her bf a Valentine's surprise but the bf didn't show up that night.

and the naughty Bruno (how can you not love his rudeness and craziness)

Bruno Pranks La Toya Jackson: Deleted Scene from the DVD & Blu-ray Release. - The best video clips are right here

If you're in California or Vegas and are looking for someone to cater for your bachelor's party or your baby's birthday, you may want to consider this.

So, are you ready to order now? I am. 5 Nantaimori to go please.

Itadakimasu,
aku yg tak insaf

For more videos:
Naked Sushi Event @ Okawa Sushi & Grill
Naked Sushi - Body Sushi (with Andrew Zimmern of Bizzare Foods)
Rude Sushi

sudah sebulan

Setelah menahan kesabaran, Raya AT LAST. For all u materialistic people who think raya is all about fat ang pau's... well... you are damn materialistic... and somewhat right. In a way, it's all about the reward at the end.

To all of you out there yg telah menahan kesabaran dan nafsu buas anda, syabas. Diharap mendapat iktibar dari kesabaran, dan tidak terlalu terburu-buru dalam tindakan. Janganlah dgn tak sabarnya hantar random messages to girls, "You suka ice cream batang tak?"

pic from ohtidak.com

Now that you can literally have your cake eat it too, it's fair time to share this extremely menggoda video to you guys. Yang tak menyambut Hari Raya pun boleh tengok. Like I said, it is extemely menggoda, and combines two things that aku tak insaf is obsessed about: eroticism and food.

Kim Basinger Having Fun in 9 1/2 Weeks - The most amazing videos are a click away

Malangnya not that greasy, but foody and and steamy betul clip from Nine 1/2 Weeks ni. Ni dah masuk dalam kita punya to-watch list.

Goodness, I think I should inspect aku tak insaf punya kitchen nanti. Buat random spotcheck once is a while. Kalau ada je sepah sepah and stickiness on the floor tu... ha! Tau lah dia tak puasa (if during ramadhan).

On a more serious note...

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Ok, nevermind. Had something preachy to say in regard to this blog and what we want it to be about, but I'll save it for next time. I think today is a mark for more good things to come. We have been compiling a library/list of sweet stuff for our (non-existant) readers which we can't wait to share in the months to come. (Fetishes! Taboo! Vintage stag film! and lots more)

Selamat Hari Raya, and have a wonderful year of cool and macho thoughtfulness, control, and reflection as you jelajahi the path of your desires...

Kepada yg tak sambut Hari Raya pun I say... let's keep on going full steam ahead~


kisskiss.
aku yg berdosa

Better than sex

Once upon a time, there was a talented poet named En. Su Dong Po. You don't need to know his poems or any of his work coz nothing can beat this incredible meat dish he created. the pictures will say it all....(that's all we have pon..mana la nak dapat dongpo meat ni)

memang nampak sedap gila. looks so oily and so good no matter how they are presented:

the comel ones yang kena ikat like ancient parcels:

the bright and radiant ones yang tersusun lawa2. goodness!

the close-ups..nampak tak how transparent n irresistible the layers of lemak are.

and...the elegant one that looks like tiramisu.

how can this not be better than sex?! not like i've tried this or sex..but in my mind, dongpo is already the winner coz it's so haram. just imagining eating this makes me lemah now. ada ke laki's batang that can look as seductive as this?

nak apologize to the owners of these pictures for stealing these cuties. bukan sengaja but i terpaksa answer their panggilans.

the one that can hear and listen to the voice of food,
aku yg tak insaf

Ramadhan special

8000 calories brought to you by the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona. greasiness yang kurang awesome even for grease lover like me.




tak sexy betul burger ni

~ pencinta lemak yang kecewa

A lovely pakcik

No need to explain much kan? KFC never disappoints. I think whoever thought of this slogan in the first place, memang humble and underestimated kfc's charm. It's not just good. It's awesome. I don't think we can be friends if you don't like kfc. Dulu masa kecik, I only get to eat kfc on birthdays of family members or if I get lucky masa I keluar with my uncle. Masa kolej, we only go to kfc ramai2 if there's any major celebration. Sigh. I nak promise dekat colonel sanders, if I ever become rich and dapat beli makanan yang mahal2, there'll still be a spot in my heart n stomach for kfc.  Maybe I nak jadikan KFC as the secret code between my future husband and I as "nak sex malam ni"..but that's my idea now. Jangan curi, especially you, aku yang berdosa. You all should find your own secret code with your lover too!! Sayang kfc. muahhh

Itadakimas

~ aku yg tak insaf