Better than Sex (2000)

What's better than sex? Love? What a cliché.

I'd say, it depends. Are you comparing good love vs bad sex, good love vs good sex, bad love vs good sex or bad love vs bad sex? Love's clearly better only in the first case. The others..I'm not so sure. The movie seems to suggest that love is better than sex. Or perhaps it's the possibility of love that's better than sex? I don't know. You tell me after watching.

Better Than Sex (2000)

Josh (David Wenham) and Cin (Susie Porter) met at a party and shared a cab on the way back. They're sexually attracted to each other and decided to spend the night together. Predictably, the awesome chemistry between them makes extension a no brainer. One becomes three.



Typical storyline. First fall in love with the body and sex, then only the person. Harmless and casual fling triggers the desire to want more. Nothing extraordinary but it's a nice and fun little film to watch while snuggling with your lover on the couch. As long as it leads to sex in real life, you have everything to gain and nothing to lose. Charming characters, funny moments, natural acting, sparks and....bodies. Sex in here is playful, electrical and inseparable -- so my type. Why hasn't something like this happen to me?

While the movie isn't particularly thought-provoking, I think the interviews, internal monologues and dialogs add a touch of honesty and all those talks about gender differences/stereotypes will probably give you a few heartfelt smiles.

(source: imdb)
Cin: [internal monologue] So that was it. I really felt like sex. I want sex. I need sex. I love sex.

Josh: It's sexy when their hips and their bottoms start to move around like that. But after a while I felt like my jaw was going to drop outta my head.

Josh: [on the phone] Hey, Cin, it's me. Look I'm outside the apartment and I think the only thing for us to do is to have sex immediately.

[internal monologues]
Cin: I want my bed.
Josh: I need to sleep.
Cin: No more sex, god, I can't take it anymore.
Josh: I hate sex.
Cin: I just want to get into bed.
Josh: I just want to go to sleep.
 
Josh: I don't know, there's something really exciting when you click with someone. Feeling them become aroused, feeling their hunger and their passion, like you've let something out of a cage. The noises, the heat, that moaning thing, their desire. Sometimes it's hard to let go of just like that. 

Keep in mind that this isn't a movie that's meant to be deep or meaningful or whathaveyou. It's a light-hearted romantic comedy alright. Just download the movie, sit back and enjoy.

wanna stay in bed all day,
aku yg tak insaf

Cloud 9 (2008)

One of the most inappropriate questions I popped not too long ago:

Me: Do you dare to imagine your parents have done oral?
Random friend: It's not whether I dare or not, but they didn't coz it's haram in islam.

It's common for children to be in denial when talking about parents' bedroom activity. Our parents were young once, had desires and loved to try things. Nothing about sex is new. Just think about the wisdom and knowledge in Kama Sutra and certain versions of Arabian Nights, you'll see that people in the older days really knew what sexual pleasure is ---- so well that till now, no other sex manual can replace Kama Sutra. If ancient people can be adventurous and creative in sex, why can't our parents? My point is, I'm sure there are people who religiously follow rules during sex but I believe most people see them as advices, not rules written in stone. So, don't be afraid to imagine your parents acting wild in bed. It's normal, really.

Don't be. It's part of his life, part of himself.

I said what I said to prepare you for this movie, Cloud 9 (German: Wolke 9), a story of new love in old age.

Aku yg berdosa specifically assigned me to do the movie review for Cloud 9, but I'd do it even if she didn't make that assignment. I know she didn't like it as much as I did. Even now, I still get goosebumps when I watch the trailer.

CLOUD 9: Movie Trailer

This is the story of a 67 years old lady (Inge) whose peaceful and ordinary life changed when she fell in love with a 76 year old man (Karl) and rediscovered passion in life, after being comfortably married to her husband (Werner) for 30 years. The storyline sounds ordinary enough, but it's unusually shocking to watch when the characters of the story are elderly folks, instead of unrealistically pretty people like Brad & Angelina. Perhaps some would think that the only thing that stands out is the age factor, but I think it takes balls to make a movie about old people, and that itself makes this extraordinary. Better than all those hollywood chick flicks with lousy acting.

If you can't feel the rawness of the sex scenes from watching the trailer, watch the first 2 minutes of this video:

Wolke 9 Teil 3

This is Inge having sex with the husband. It's so real that I took a few long deep breaths while I was watching it. Pretty intense for an old couple, but the caress at the end was so tender, intimate and loving. I don't know if I'll be blessed enough to have sex like that when I reach her age. Catch a glimpse of the affair from 5:30 onwards. Feels like it's puppy love for them all over again. Won't call it comel but certainly doesn't look disgusting or dirty to me.

Of course, when it comes to affairs and infidelity, there's bound to be a lot of confusion, pain, guilt, anger etc. Inge struggled and was tortured by her internal conflicts -- elated because of the new found love but extremely guilty towards the husband yang tak bersalah at all. The husband totally didn't expect this as he thought they share a fulfilling relationship and clearly he's done nothing wrong, except for appearing to be a little too dull. Who would expect a woman in her late 60s to stray from societal norm? Kesian the old man but I also feel for the makcik. Sometimes it's not easy for the person at fault too. There's no right or wrong in love, but it's just hard to not blame someone when love fails. Can't we just blame it on the overwhelming desire and passion?

This is not your regular steamy movie. Nothing beats an emotional and genuine film like this. You may or may not be turned on by the sex scenes (If you do get turned on though, I'll be interested to know about it). Although the sex and aged bodies can be a source of discomfort, it's not the main focus of the film. Put yourself in their shoes and feel their emotions, you'll then appreciate the beauty of the movie. Highly recommended for people who have a white heart like me. Download the movie here

the unrestrained,
aku yg tak insaf

Ma Mere (2004)

"There are no boundaries to desire"

Ma mère (French for "My mother") is not for anyone. You gotta put aside your closeted thinking, mindset, principles, otherwise I boleh guarantee you'll feel very disturbed with everything you see on screen. It's dark, bold, and perverted. The trailer doesn't show you all the woah scenes but the first two lines dah terus boleh give you a sense of where this film is heading.

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Son to Mum: I'm happy to be alone with you. I have you all to myself. 

Raise your hand if you've said something like this to your mum before. I salute you.

Maybe our mums are nothing like this specific mum. Or perhaps our taste is not as unique as the son's. As much as I don't like to follow the mainstream, in this case, I really don't feel the need to be the odd, special one. I admit I always think my dad's pretty good-looking, but I'm not that crazy to want him all for myself. Kalau his wife bagi pun, no thanks.

******

After the father died, the mother (Helene) reveals her true, immoral, promiscuous self and invites her son (Pierre) into her world of wild parties, alcohol, drugs, and of course, sex.

Mum to Son: "If you really love me, then admit that I am disgusting."

Helene decides that it's time for Pierre to become a man, so she sets him up with her mistress/FB (fuck buddy), Réa. Encouraged by the mother, Réa takes his virginity just outside of a shopping center, with the mum watching from far. Pierre later fell in love with Hansi, another friend of Helene.

A scene in which Pierre turns into a doggie that likes to lick.



Pierre never really stop longing for his mum even when he's in a relationship with Hansi. The suffocating sexual tension eventually leads to a moment of forbidden intimacy between them. A semi-spoiler: the final scene is a shocking scene that you just can't miss. So, if you aren't curious enough to sit through the whole film, at least fast forward to the ending and watch it. Let me just say that there's no lack of sexually-charged scenes in this movie but a lot of them are not the loving, tender, happy kind that makes people feel bahagia or jealous. I personally think it's not something to watch with your significant other (or your mother, of course). It can be a little too heavy for a movie date night, unless dah tak tau nak buat apa and both of you are comfortable with it.

As you can guess, I get easily impressed by the audacity of French movies, contohnye Anatomy of Hell. Is it the wine and cheese thing that make French people so naturally daring? Some would think this is meaningless and sick (there's an extremely critical and negative review about this film on imdb. Click to read.) . But there's nothing wrong with going a little overboard in movies and I don't care if this is porn or art (that's up to you to decide anyway). If a film can't make me laugh or cry, it should be at least stimulating or even a little offensive. Not saying Ma mère is an outstanding movie, but to us, it's a memorably ridiculous one we'll never forget.

"I admit that her ass and joy in God are both holy. In fact, her ass makes me understand that I never really loved God.", said Pierre

To find out whose ass he's referring to -- his mum or his gf -- download the full movie here

Btw, someone called me aku yg bersalah the other day. Not too happy about that. Since when I bersalah?! Cis.

always berbetul,
aku yg tak insaf

Sex and Lucía (2001)

Yes people. Believe the tagline. The only thing running through my mind while watching this was, Damn, how I wish I have a boyfriend husband right now so I could do *this* and *that* to/with him. The things running through ATI's mind... I wasn't sure. Coz she fell asleep while watching this, that mad woman.

It's been a long time, (few months ago) so I don't remember the details very much. But I didn't forget how beautiful, sexy and crazy this movie was. Dark too, it opens with a girl receiving a call telling her that her a 'roommate' had just committed suicide. But then the movie cuts to a scene in the past, where two strangers were seen kissing and humping passionately under a full moon, in the freaking ocean. Probably somewhere in the Mediterranean. They were like mermaids, soft blue lights and shadows reflected on their body. It looked magical and freaking awesome. It was the girl's birthday, and later after what seemed like a very satisfying orgasm for both, the guy asked about her name, age, where she lived etc... but the girl refused as she wanted the encounter to remain mysterious. 

The movie moves between timelines in a very stylistic manner. So the storyline keeps you guessing, guessing till the end.. Fast forward a few years, we learn that the guy is a writer yang tengah ketandusan idea. But this lucky fellow soon met a muse in the form of a young fan who is not only pretty but worships him as well (Lucia acted by Paz Vega). You know what happens next.

Satisfied.

They went on to have a love affair and a sexual relationship that most people would be envious of (including yours truly). Seriously, how did the director/screenwriter come up with such creative erotic scenes yang sexy tanpa kelihatan softcore? Some of it weren't new, but they manage to come up with fresh ways of presenting sexual obsession. My favorites were (semangat pulak lah nak cerita):

1. Naked romp on kitchen table, blindfolded. Before that, Lucia woke her guy up by feeding him her lovely parts... you know where.

Sekadar gambar hiasan cause baby this looks goood.

2. Polaroids taken of intimate poses/ body parts while they were having sexytime. Masa pegi dating in public, they sneakily take out the polaroid pics to tease and remind each other of the naughty times.

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3. Striptease by gf that was hot, followed by the bf's strip which was adorable as hell. Sigh. I'll put the clips down here. Whoever can achieve this kind of cuteness in front of me I'll definitely [censored] him.

Paz Vega as Lucia strip in Sex and Lucia

Dark comedy + psychological thriller + unbelievably high class fap material. Lots of drama (ie. stepfather, daughter and mother love triangle), passion dan sebagainya that wraps you in and gets you confused at times, but you'll enjoy it. Plus the soundtrack and shooting locations were heavenly. I mean, tell me this view doesn't turn you on.

Me too, Lucia. Me too. 

Oh so jealous,
Sexless and AYB

Shortbus

"You're either on the bus, or you're off the bus"

Shortbus (2006)

Shortbus - Uncensored Trailer
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"It's everything you need to get through the next two years of George Bush"

George Bush is history but there's still all kinds of shit in our lives, and oftentimes films as raw as Shortbus is exactly what we need to remind us of the variety of shits going on in other people's lives. And if you're like me, it'll be so easy to visualize yourself going through the same craps because it feels so real. Too real.

Shortbus follows frustrated New Yorkers - men, women, straight, gay - who struggle with love and sex. A married sex therapist who's never had an orgasm, a gay couple who's considering allowing another guy into their relationship, a hippie dominatrix who's trying to have real human interaction and connection bla bla. They all meet in an underground club called "Shortbus" where people gather for music, art, and.....orgies. It's heaven basically.

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Sophia exploded during a therapy session:



I feel for Sophia, really. As one of the patrons in the club said to Sophia, "you have one really blue clit". Very depressing indeed. I can just imagine one day, there'll be a movie based on the story of a sex blogger who never had sex and never had an orgasm. Oh tidak. Click here to watch the ladies talk about what it's like when they have an orgasm (or not).

The gay couple opening their relationship up, sexually. With a new sexual partner and a stalker, it became so complicated, you don't even want to go there. You might think most gay/lesbian couples are pretty open with what they're willing to explore in sex, but truth is, some are unwillingly to make their holes available. One of the guys in the couple (James) never allowed anyone to do penetration, until they had threesome (or was it foursome, i don't remember). He finally opened up and let the other guy (not his partner) into his world/hole. Ouch. That must have hurt a lot. Uncoincidentally, our lesbian friend also told us about how her uptight, always-freaking-out gf still hasn't given her the permission to enter. She was asking for our advice on how to pop that question and make her comfortable with penetration. If you have experience in this and are willing to help our friend out, please leave a comment. She'll be grateful to you for as long as she's still with this gf.


Shortbus - amazing movie #2 by kirkpatti

Trivia: "To make the actors more comfortable, the director and the cameramen were stripped naked while filming the orgy scene"  (source: IMDB)

With people having real sex, the movie's very graphic as you can imagine. There were definitely scenes in the beginning that really WOAHed us, which is great. It's honest, playful, emotional and I can't stress enough how real it feels to me.. unlike all the steamy movies we watched recently that are unbearably dirty (Lower City; and I mean literally dirty, not the gatal2 kind of dirty),  less-erotic-than-claimed (Yes), senseless (Bitter sweet), plain and unexciting (Harem and Steam: The Turkish Bath). Well, I have to admit I picked these movies out of shallowness and my recent obsession for middle eastern guys. But seriously these movie were nothing but disappointment. Waste of time and expectation. Perhaps when I feel a need to feed my fantasy for hot arab dudes, I should just go to the grocery store nearby and watch the abang arab who has the sweetest and sunniest smile.

The salon in the movie was modeled after DUMBO but it's gone now. So, if you're looking for a club like shortbus, check out One Leg Up in NYC

"OneLegUpNYC is a service devoted to promoting a "Sensual Movement" for women and men. By creating ever-changing, safe and clean erotic playgrounds, our guests can engage themselves in an unbiased, sensually liberating and respectful atmosphere. 

Through a careful process of selection, we have successfully been able to congregate elegant, friendly and intelligent people with a common interest - to explore and indulge their erotic pleasures in a shared space."

Seems like it could be the perfect playground for people like you and me.

Drowning in sexual openness,
aku yg tak insaf

Diary of a Nymphomaniac

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Diary of a Nymphomaniac (2008)

The only thing I want is pleasure. The only thing I can satisfy is my desire. And the more I explore, the further I'm willing to go...

DIARY OF A NYMPHOMANIAC: Movie Trailer. Watch more top selected videos about: Diary Of A Nymphomaniac, Ángela Molina

This is the story of the sexual journey of a 28-year-old Valerie who has a bottomless craving for sex and whose life is basically centered around sex. She has countless sexual partners and her sexual appetite continues to grow. At one point, she tries to engage in more meaningful relationships and settle down with a man  but all of a sudden, the man turns into a violent, possessive freak. She leaves the man and enters prostitution as a way of coping with the breakup. (weiirrrddd). The movie ends on a predictable positive note: Valerie comes into terms with who she really is and what exactly she wants in life: none other than indulging in sex.

The main character (Valerie)'s nana said, 

"Nymphonia a man's invention to make women feel guilty if they break the rules."

Memang pun. In case you haven't memorize the quotes in our "rasaku ini rasamu?" section, Mignon McLaughlin defined nymphomaniac as a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. So if preoccupation with sex is acceptable for men, why can't women have the same obsession? Why do you need to create a new term to describe women who are just like a normal man? Sexist betul.

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If you don't watch all the videos below, siap la korang! Alala..main2 je. Most of them are short videos so it won't take up too much of your precious time. No subtitles but sex kan universal. Just enjoy the bodies and movements

Video uno: Lost her virginity when she was 15. Quite hairy (look at her arms) for a 15-year-old but who cares kan, asalkan fresh. Yikes, can't believe I said that. After her first time, there's no stopping her - sex becomes her only interest in life

Diario de una ninfómana (vídeo 1)
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Video dos: Something's not right about the logic of this scene. Valerie opens the fridge, can't find any food because semua dah tak elok, so she terpaksa have sex. Heh?!  It's one of the more intense sex scene in this film. Probably coz it's the last time this Alex dude can have sex with her. He's leaving her coz his adik can't keep up with her insatiable sexual needs anymore. Feel like making this one of my life goals: to wear a man out with my desires. 

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Video tres: First customer at the brothel. I have no idea how she can stand doing BJ in the soapy bathtub water. First client dah terus dapat pakcik...not sure how I'd like an aged sausage. I'm into younger guys recently..so maybe I'll just direct the pakcik2 to aku yang berdosa.

Diario de una ninfómana (vídeo 4)
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Video cuatro: A platter of sex scenes. Malas to describe.

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Video cinco:  Sex with favorite customer sampai forgot to take the money at the end of the session and after a little flirting, Valerie decided to belanja him another round of sex. That's how important it is to make your escort, tukang urut or hooker like you. btw, #1 rule if you want to ngorat aku yang berdosa: be a smooth flirter.

Diario de una ninfómana (vídeo 6)
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Video seis: Sex with Hassan, who shares the same wavelength in their attitudes and desire for sexual pleasure. Dengan nakalnye, Hassan emptied a coke bottle and used the bottle to pleasure Valerie on behalf of his batang. A good idea for guys whose batang is smaller than average but are too stingy to buy their partner a decent dildo. For different flavors, try oyster sauce, thai chilli sauce or dark soy sauce bottle. 

Diario de una ninfómana
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Video siete:  Quick summary of steamy scenes

Diario de una ninfómana
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If you aren't sure whether or not you qualify as a nymphomaniac, check out the new pat down service provided by officers at the US customs. 

one of the many secrets from Postsecret

There's a lot of nudity for guys and at the same time, it also touches on the emotional development of the female character, which may be of interest to our female readers (very few, I reckon) or guys who are sincerely interested in getting insights into the inner world of a nymphomaniac. There are a few other memorable scenes that aren't in any of those videos - Valerie anal raped by one of her clients, Valerie dealing with a handicapped client who can't feel anything below his neck, Valerie's quickie with a complete stranger at the train station etc etc. I think it's worth a watch (since kononnye this movie scandalized Europe, whatever that means), but I don't think aku yang berdosa was impressed. Well, at least it's not the typical "sex without love is not the same"; here, it seems to advocate that sex is something you can (and should) enjoy with or without a playmate. If you try to make it more than what it really is, it can complicate things and make it less pleasurable. Just follow your sexual instincts, aight?

Nympho-wannabe,

aku yg tak insaf

Baring with me

An alternative if you're sick of watching happy, festive holiday movies with your partner during Christmas...

Lie with me (2005)

The story is kinda cliche. The sexually free and hungry Leila goes around having one night stands with guys based on animal instincts/attraction, until she hooks up this hottie (David) who's as sexually aggressive as she is. Pure casual, unattached sex slowly mount into emotional and sexual tension between them as they start wanting and needing more than just sex from each other. Although there are side stories about other messiness in their individual lives, the main focus of the film is still pretty much lust, sex and love.

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The sex scenes and some of the lines are fairly explicit and sensual.

Lie with Me - The funniest bloopers are right here

"Down on my knees for the very first time I remember there was all this hair in my mouth. I didn't think that was what it would feel like and the guy kept forcing himself in my face saying "please, please, please." He sounded like a little girl... I didn't know if I was supposed to close my eyes or keep them open, but it all just happened so quick. There was this flash. I looked up and I saw his head reeling and I knew he was happy because he kept saying my name. "Leila, Leila, Leila." His hand got lack on the back of my head and you know what I did? I got off of my knees and ran. That was what I thought to do. I kept running and running and running. I raced so fast that what happened made my heart burn. My heart hurt... as if I had just twisted a muscle. "        
                                                                                                                                                       ~Leila


Oops, definitely not the best conclusion for a blowjob but I can imagine doing what Leila did especially if I feel like I'm being treated like a tool.  

People who like the movie are those who masuk character and can feel the tension and chemistry between the two. People who don't like it thinks the movie is really pointless - nothing more than sex, meaningless, slow, dull. But isn't that closer to the reality? Oftentimes our lives are just as boring and less-than-purposeful. Fast-paced and crazy movies like Sex and Zen, Sex and Chopsticks may be hilarious and exciting but they are not real. To add to the rawness, movie makers should really consider using ordinary faces like Lee Kang Sheng (in Help me, Eros and The Wayward Cloud) for this type of movie to remind us that people like Leila and David exist in everyday life. If people around you are honest enough to tell you about their sex lives, you'll discover that they're not the person you imagine them to be. Your housemate (no..i'm not secretly referring to aku yg berdosa) may enjoy being watched on webcam while masturbating, your engineer friend may be a sex addict, your distant cousin may be a gigolo, your neighbour may be seeking group sex partners, your parents may like to......yeah yeah, i should stop. you get the idea. Ordinary people and ordinary lives but extraordinary, film-worthy stories.

main attraction: Eric Balfour's butt line

Anyway, the movie does try to be a little artsy especially when Leila's wandering on the streets accompanied by indie film type of narration that not everyone would appreciate (like those in 9 songs). I think we are caught somewhere in between, because it's not one of the best steamy, couple movies that we've watched but it's not bad either. At least, the guy's body looks yummy.

And finally, the trailer....

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would someone other than AYB please lie with me,
aku yg tak insaf

Help Me, Eros

Help Me Eros (2007)

My passion for The Wayward Cloud led to our search and watching of a series of films produced by Tsai Min Liang and starring his favorite actor, Lee Kang Sheng. Mind you, they've been working together for more than 20 years now and Tsai Min Liang said in an interview that "I would never make another movie without Lee". Terharu. 

Help Me Eros (2007) [Trailer]
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Jie's depressed (Lee Kang Sheng) after losing all his money in the stock market. He starts smoking home-grown (more like closet-grown) marijuana and turns to a suicide hotline counselor for emotional support. In his fantasy, the counselor (Chyi) is a young lady dressed sexily who masturbates to his voice and exhales marijuana smoke (kononnye she receives the marijuana smoke from the other end of the phone). Turns out that the counselor (Chyi) is just an overweight, almost obese woman who's neglected both sexually and emotionally by the chef husband...who's actually gay. The husband schemingly masak sedap2 and make the wife become fat so that he has every reason to not have sex with her. It's like if I can't give you sex, I shall shower you with food. Once upon a time when I was still innocent, I used to hope that my future husband has really low sex drive so that he won't ask for sex all the time - just nak cuddle and pillow talk je. But now, I think it's a SIN for a husband to not make love to his wife, even if he's gay. Tak boleh dimaafkan. If this ever happens to me, I'll share my frustration in this blog and not hesitate to find an affair.

Anyway, to keep her sanity, the poor wife had to use the help of live eels to satisfy her nafsu. No idea how the eels would help? Just imagine them moving and tickling her body and her private parts... and yeah, you know the rest. Such a sad, lonely scene though. Kesian betul the wife. I can totally feel her pain when I masuk character and imagine myself jadi like her. In this one scene, she walks dejectedly with a tub of ice-cream, hopelessly eyeing the husband and his bf playing pool (pic below)... as the camera pans toward the couple, ha! baru la nampak that rupanye they are pantless. It's like they're playing a separate pool game down there..stick hitting balls. Soooo scandalous.

Help me, Eros is more colorful than most Tsai's films, mostly due to scenes of girls in revealing outfits selling pinang and cigarettes to gatal old men (called betel nuts/pinang beauty) in kiosks. Jie loves to pick-up these pinang beauties and he later has a little something going on with some of the beauties. One of the memorable sex scenes is the acrobatic 69 position, which is pretty intense and amusing. This is my first time seeing such a position on screen. Looks really challenging, but if Lee Kang Sheng can do it, so can you.

More challenging positions for your reference, especially if you have threesome from time to time.

A longer trailer for perverts who are into deep, creative steamy movies, like me. If you don't understand Mandarin, fast forward to 5:15 for interesting scenes: the gay husband playing pool with bf scene, self-pleasuring with eels in the bath tub, 69 position, and one of the liveliest sausages in motion.

Help Me Eros 2007 Trailer Long - A funny movie is a click away

Bonus video for the gatals: scenes of the counselor in Jie's fantasy and random almost-naked girls dancing

爱神 by 巴奈 Scenes from Help Me Eros by Kang-sheng Lee - Funny home videos are a click away

Although directed by Lee, this movie is still shadowed by Tsai's style. Slow-paced, symbolic, controversial, daring, creative....This is my second favorite, because The Wayward Cloud is simply unsurpassable. So, if you like The Wayward Cloud even a little, then you'd most probably enjoy Help me, Eros too. 

Needing Ero's help,
aku yg tak insaf

With a Stranger [In Bed] ~ En La Cama

Many people have asked Aku Tak Insaf and myself, kenapa tulis blog macamni? (Why did you start this blog?) Well, someday we'll probably answer that in detail. But the short answer for you now is, we write because we want to expose people to movies like En La Cama. (And also good food but that is a different story).

In Bed. Where You Love. Where You Betray.

This movie adresses important questions such as, can amazing casual sex actually lead to something more? Can two strangers connect to find meaning? If you've just had this awesome sex with this stranger, would you just leave it as a one night stand? What is a relationship? These and more are some questions you can think about while watching this movie to procrastinate and avoid doing work. 

Okay, before you get turned off, I have to clarify that you will get to see boobs and more in this movie. Dare I say boobs and brains? Hm. For me, of course the attraction is the guy too. 

En la cama literally means "in bed" in Spanish. So forget it if you're looking for some scenic scenes. The actors are in bed all day/night, so all you get is them, err.. physically and emotionally bonding. Literally. That's all they do. Sex, then break, then talk, then sex again and again haiyerr but quite nice la heheheh. 

Sometimes all you need is someone to be with... even for one night. 

Doing some serious thinking after exercising. 

I've noticed people like to shoot couples in hot tubs. Yes, I can see the attraction. 

This guy damn comel. If some (hot) guy looks at me like this while baring on the katil for sure I'll melt into liquid yang meresap ke dalam carpet wtf. 

Trailer with subs... 

En La Cama (trailer)

One of the best scenes... basically telling guys not to think with their batangs only... yeah yeah you already know that right?





It's not porn, it's not cheap and it's not desperate. One of our favorites of all time. Okay go watch this movie. Better, watch with your girl.

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Yg dah avoid work for one week,
Aku Yg Berdosa