Help Me, Eros

Help Me Eros (2007)

My passion for The Wayward Cloud led to our search and watching of a series of films produced by Tsai Min Liang and starring his favorite actor, Lee Kang Sheng. Mind you, they've been working together for more than 20 years now and Tsai Min Liang said in an interview that "I would never make another movie without Lee". Terharu. 

Help Me Eros (2007) [Trailer]
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Jie's depressed (Lee Kang Sheng) after losing all his money in the stock market. He starts smoking home-grown (more like closet-grown) marijuana and turns to a suicide hotline counselor for emotional support. In his fantasy, the counselor (Chyi) is a young lady dressed sexily who masturbates to his voice and exhales marijuana smoke (kononnye she receives the marijuana smoke from the other end of the phone). Turns out that the counselor (Chyi) is just an overweight, almost obese woman who's neglected both sexually and emotionally by the chef husband...who's actually gay. The husband schemingly masak sedap2 and make the wife become fat so that he has every reason to not have sex with her. It's like if I can't give you sex, I shall shower you with food. Once upon a time when I was still innocent, I used to hope that my future husband has really low sex drive so that he won't ask for sex all the time - just nak cuddle and pillow talk je. But now, I think it's a SIN for a husband to not make love to his wife, even if he's gay. Tak boleh dimaafkan. If this ever happens to me, I'll share my frustration in this blog and not hesitate to find an affair.

Anyway, to keep her sanity, the poor wife had to use the help of live eels to satisfy her nafsu. No idea how the eels would help? Just imagine them moving and tickling her body and her private parts... and yeah, you know the rest. Such a sad, lonely scene though. Kesian betul the wife. I can totally feel her pain when I masuk character and imagine myself jadi like her. In this one scene, she walks dejectedly with a tub of ice-cream, hopelessly eyeing the husband and his bf playing pool (pic below)... as the camera pans toward the couple, ha! baru la nampak that rupanye they are pantless. It's like they're playing a separate pool game down there..stick hitting balls. Soooo scandalous.

Help me, Eros is more colorful than most Tsai's films, mostly due to scenes of girls in revealing outfits selling pinang and cigarettes to gatal old men (called betel nuts/pinang beauty) in kiosks. Jie loves to pick-up these pinang beauties and he later has a little something going on with some of the beauties. One of the memorable sex scenes is the acrobatic 69 position, which is pretty intense and amusing. This is my first time seeing such a position on screen. Looks really challenging, but if Lee Kang Sheng can do it, so can you.

More challenging positions for your reference, especially if you have threesome from time to time.

A longer trailer for perverts who are into deep, creative steamy movies, like me. If you don't understand Mandarin, fast forward to 5:15 for interesting scenes: the gay husband playing pool with bf scene, self-pleasuring with eels in the bath tub, 69 position, and one of the liveliest sausages in motion.

Help Me Eros 2007 Trailer Long - A funny movie is a click away

Bonus video for the gatals: scenes of the counselor in Jie's fantasy and random almost-naked girls dancing

爱神 by 巴奈 Scenes from Help Me Eros by Kang-sheng Lee - Funny home videos are a click away

Although directed by Lee, this movie is still shadowed by Tsai's style. Slow-paced, symbolic, controversial, daring, creative....This is my second favorite, because The Wayward Cloud is simply unsurpassable. So, if you like The Wayward Cloud even a little, then you'd most probably enjoy Help me, Eros too. 

Needing Ero's help,
aku yg tak insaf