~Isabel Allende
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
~Richard Fleischer
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink...
~Epicurus
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
~Diogenes the Cynic
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
~Anon
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
~Woody Allen
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
~Anon
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
~Cary Grant
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
