For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. 

~Isabel Allende

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? 

~Richard Fleischer

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink... 

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. 
~Diogenes the Cynic

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.


Sex relieves tension - love causes it. 
~Woody Allen

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. 
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. 
~Cary Grant

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
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