Cloud 9 (2008)

One of the most inappropriate questions I popped not too long ago:

Me: Do you dare to imagine your parents have done oral?
Random friend: It's not whether I dare or not, but they didn't coz it's haram in islam.

It's common for children to be in denial when talking about parents' bedroom activity. Our parents were young once, had desires and loved to try things. Nothing about sex is new. Just think about the wisdom and knowledge in Kama Sutra and certain versions of Arabian Nights, you'll see that people in the older days really knew what sexual pleasure is ---- so well that till now, no other sex manual can replace Kama Sutra. If ancient people can be adventurous and creative in sex, why can't our parents? My point is, I'm sure there are people who religiously follow rules during sex but I believe most people see them as advices, not rules written in stone. So, don't be afraid to imagine your parents acting wild in bed. It's normal, really.

Don't be. It's part of his life, part of himself.

I said what I said to prepare you for this movie, Cloud 9 (German: Wolke 9), a story of new love in old age.

Aku yg berdosa specifically assigned me to do the movie review for Cloud 9, but I'd do it even if she didn't make that assignment. I know she didn't like it as much as I did. Even now, I still get goosebumps when I watch the trailer.

CLOUD 9: Movie Trailer

This is the story of a 67 years old lady (Inge) whose peaceful and ordinary life changed when she fell in love with a 76 year old man (Karl) and rediscovered passion in life, after being comfortably married to her husband (Werner) for 30 years. The storyline sounds ordinary enough, but it's unusually shocking to watch when the characters of the story are elderly folks, instead of unrealistically pretty people like Brad & Angelina. Perhaps some would think that the only thing that stands out is the age factor, but I think it takes balls to make a movie about old people, and that itself makes this extraordinary. Better than all those hollywood chick flicks with lousy acting.

If you can't feel the rawness of the sex scenes from watching the trailer, watch the first 2 minutes of this video:

Wolke 9 Teil 3

This is Inge having sex with the husband. It's so real that I took a few long deep breaths while I was watching it. Pretty intense for an old couple, but the caress at the end was so tender, intimate and loving. I don't know if I'll be blessed enough to have sex like that when I reach her age. Catch a glimpse of the affair from 5:30 onwards. Feels like it's puppy love for them all over again. Won't call it comel but certainly doesn't look disgusting or dirty to me.

Of course, when it comes to affairs and infidelity, there's bound to be a lot of confusion, pain, guilt, anger etc. Inge struggled and was tortured by her internal conflicts -- elated because of the new found love but extremely guilty towards the husband yang tak bersalah at all. The husband totally didn't expect this as he thought they share a fulfilling relationship and clearly he's done nothing wrong, except for appearing to be a little too dull. Who would expect a woman in her late 60s to stray from societal norm? Kesian the old man but I also feel for the makcik. Sometimes it's not easy for the person at fault too. There's no right or wrong in love, but it's just hard to not blame someone when love fails. Can't we just blame it on the overwhelming desire and passion?

This is not your regular steamy movie. Nothing beats an emotional and genuine film like this. You may or may not be turned on by the sex scenes (If you do get turned on though, I'll be interested to know about it). Although the sex and aged bodies can be a source of discomfort, it's not the main focus of the film. Put yourself in their shoes and feel their emotions, you'll then appreciate the beauty of the movie. Highly recommended for people who have a white heart like me. Download the movie here

the unrestrained,
aku yg tak insaf

Ma Mere (2004)

"There are no boundaries to desire"

Ma mère (French for "My mother") is not for anyone. You gotta put aside your closeted thinking, mindset, principles, otherwise I boleh guarantee you'll feel very disturbed with everything you see on screen. It's dark, bold, and perverted. The trailer doesn't show you all the woah scenes but the first two lines dah terus boleh give you a sense of where this film is heading.

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Son to Mum: I'm happy to be alone with you. I have you all to myself. 

Raise your hand if you've said something like this to your mum before. I salute you.

Maybe our mums are nothing like this specific mum. Or perhaps our taste is not as unique as the son's. As much as I don't like to follow the mainstream, in this case, I really don't feel the need to be the odd, special one. I admit I always think my dad's pretty good-looking, but I'm not that crazy to want him all for myself. Kalau his wife bagi pun, no thanks.

******

After the father died, the mother (Helene) reveals her true, immoral, promiscuous self and invites her son (Pierre) into her world of wild parties, alcohol, drugs, and of course, sex.

Mum to Son: "If you really love me, then admit that I am disgusting."

Helene decides that it's time for Pierre to become a man, so she sets him up with her mistress/FB (fuck buddy), Réa. Encouraged by the mother, Réa takes his virginity just outside of a shopping center, with the mum watching from far. Pierre later fell in love with Hansi, another friend of Helene.

A scene in which Pierre turns into a doggie that likes to lick.



Pierre never really stop longing for his mum even when he's in a relationship with Hansi. The suffocating sexual tension eventually leads to a moment of forbidden intimacy between them. A semi-spoiler: the final scene is a shocking scene that you just can't miss. So, if you aren't curious enough to sit through the whole film, at least fast forward to the ending and watch it. Let me just say that there's no lack of sexually-charged scenes in this movie but a lot of them are not the loving, tender, happy kind that makes people feel bahagia or jealous. I personally think it's not something to watch with your significant other (or your mother, of course). It can be a little too heavy for a movie date night, unless dah tak tau nak buat apa and both of you are comfortable with it.

As you can guess, I get easily impressed by the audacity of French movies, contohnye Anatomy of Hell. Is it the wine and cheese thing that make French people so naturally daring? Some would think this is meaningless and sick (there's an extremely critical and negative review about this film on imdb. Click to read.) . But there's nothing wrong with going a little overboard in movies and I don't care if this is porn or art (that's up to you to decide anyway). If a film can't make me laugh or cry, it should be at least stimulating or even a little offensive. Not saying Ma mère is an outstanding movie, but to us, it's a memorably ridiculous one we'll never forget.

"I admit that her ass and joy in God are both holy. In fact, her ass makes me understand that I never really loved God.", said Pierre

To find out whose ass he's referring to -- his mum or his gf -- download the full movie here

Btw, someone called me aku yg bersalah the other day. Not too happy about that. Since when I bersalah?! Cis.

always berbetul,
aku yg tak insaf

Sex and Lucía (2001)

Yes people. Believe the tagline. The only thing running through my mind while watching this was, Damn, how I wish I have a boyfriend husband right now so I could do *this* and *that* to/with him. The things running through ATI's mind... I wasn't sure. Coz she fell asleep while watching this, that mad woman.

It's been a long time, (few months ago) so I don't remember the details very much. But I didn't forget how beautiful, sexy and crazy this movie was. Dark too, it opens with a girl receiving a call telling her that her a 'roommate' had just committed suicide. But then the movie cuts to a scene in the past, where two strangers were seen kissing and humping passionately under a full moon, in the freaking ocean. Probably somewhere in the Mediterranean. They were like mermaids, soft blue lights and shadows reflected on their body. It looked magical and freaking awesome. It was the girl's birthday, and later after what seemed like a very satisfying orgasm for both, the guy asked about her name, age, where she lived etc... but the girl refused as she wanted the encounter to remain mysterious. 

The movie moves between timelines in a very stylistic manner. So the storyline keeps you guessing, guessing till the end.. Fast forward a few years, we learn that the guy is a writer yang tengah ketandusan idea. But this lucky fellow soon met a muse in the form of a young fan who is not only pretty but worships him as well (Lucia acted by Paz Vega). You know what happens next.

Satisfied.

They went on to have a love affair and a sexual relationship that most people would be envious of (including yours truly). Seriously, how did the director/screenwriter come up with such creative erotic scenes yang sexy tanpa kelihatan softcore? Some of it weren't new, but they manage to come up with fresh ways of presenting sexual obsession. My favorites were (semangat pulak lah nak cerita):

1. Naked romp on kitchen table, blindfolded. Before that, Lucia woke her guy up by feeding him her lovely parts... you know where.

Sekadar gambar hiasan cause baby this looks goood.

2. Polaroids taken of intimate poses/ body parts while they were having sexytime. Masa pegi dating in public, they sneakily take out the polaroid pics to tease and remind each other of the naughty times.

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3. Striptease by gf that was hot, followed by the bf's strip which was adorable as hell. Sigh. I'll put the clips down here. Whoever can achieve this kind of cuteness in front of me I'll definitely [censored] him.

Paz Vega as Lucia strip in Sex and Lucia

Dark comedy + psychological thriller + unbelievably high class fap material. Lots of drama (ie. stepfather, daughter and mother love triangle), passion dan sebagainya that wraps you in and gets you confused at times, but you'll enjoy it. Plus the soundtrack and shooting locations were heavenly. I mean, tell me this view doesn't turn you on.

Me too, Lucia. Me too. 

Oh so jealous,
Sexless and AYB

Diary of a Nymphomaniac

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Diary of a Nymphomaniac (2008)

The only thing I want is pleasure. The only thing I can satisfy is my desire. And the more I explore, the further I'm willing to go...

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This is the story of the sexual journey of a 28-year-old Valerie who has a bottomless craving for sex and whose life is basically centered around sex. She has countless sexual partners and her sexual appetite continues to grow. At one point, she tries to engage in more meaningful relationships and settle down with a man  but all of a sudden, the man turns into a violent, possessive freak. She leaves the man and enters prostitution as a way of coping with the breakup. (weiirrrddd). The movie ends on a predictable positive note: Valerie comes into terms with who she really is and what exactly she wants in life: none other than indulging in sex.

The main character (Valerie)'s nana said, 

"Nymphonia a man's invention to make women feel guilty if they break the rules."

Memang pun. In case you haven't memorize the quotes in our "rasaku ini rasamu?" section, Mignon McLaughlin defined nymphomaniac as a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. So if preoccupation with sex is acceptable for men, why can't women have the same obsession? Why do you need to create a new term to describe women who are just like a normal man? Sexist betul.

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If you don't watch all the videos below, siap la korang! Alala..main2 je. Most of them are short videos so it won't take up too much of your precious time. No subtitles but sex kan universal. Just enjoy the bodies and movements

Video uno: Lost her virginity when she was 15. Quite hairy (look at her arms) for a 15-year-old but who cares kan, asalkan fresh. Yikes, can't believe I said that. After her first time, there's no stopping her - sex becomes her only interest in life

Diario de una ninfómana (vídeo 1)
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Video dos: Something's not right about the logic of this scene. Valerie opens the fridge, can't find any food because semua dah tak elok, so she terpaksa have sex. Heh?!  It's one of the more intense sex scene in this film. Probably coz it's the last time this Alex dude can have sex with her. He's leaving her coz his adik can't keep up with her insatiable sexual needs anymore. Feel like making this one of my life goals: to wear a man out with my desires. 

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Video tres: First customer at the brothel. I have no idea how she can stand doing BJ in the soapy bathtub water. First client dah terus dapat pakcik...not sure how I'd like an aged sausage. I'm into younger guys recently..so maybe I'll just direct the pakcik2 to aku yang berdosa.

Diario de una ninfómana (vídeo 4)
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Video cuatro: A platter of sex scenes. Malas to describe.

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Video cinco:  Sex with favorite customer sampai forgot to take the money at the end of the session and after a little flirting, Valerie decided to belanja him another round of sex. That's how important it is to make your escort, tukang urut or hooker like you. btw, #1 rule if you want to ngorat aku yang berdosa: be a smooth flirter.

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Video seis: Sex with Hassan, who shares the same wavelength in their attitudes and desire for sexual pleasure. Dengan nakalnye, Hassan emptied a coke bottle and used the bottle to pleasure Valerie on behalf of his batang. A good idea for guys whose batang is smaller than average but are too stingy to buy their partner a decent dildo. For different flavors, try oyster sauce, thai chilli sauce or dark soy sauce bottle. 

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Video siete:  Quick summary of steamy scenes

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If you aren't sure whether or not you qualify as a nymphomaniac, check out the new pat down service provided by officers at the US customs. 

one of the many secrets from Postsecret

There's a lot of nudity for guys and at the same time, it also touches on the emotional development of the female character, which may be of interest to our female readers (very few, I reckon) or guys who are sincerely interested in getting insights into the inner world of a nymphomaniac. There are a few other memorable scenes that aren't in any of those videos - Valerie anal raped by one of her clients, Valerie dealing with a handicapped client who can't feel anything below his neck, Valerie's quickie with a complete stranger at the train station etc etc. I think it's worth a watch (since kononnye this movie scandalized Europe, whatever that means), but I don't think aku yang berdosa was impressed. Well, at least it's not the typical "sex without love is not the same"; here, it seems to advocate that sex is something you can (and should) enjoy with or without a playmate. If you try to make it more than what it really is, it can complicate things and make it less pleasurable. Just follow your sexual instincts, aight?

Nympho-wannabe,

aku yg tak insaf

With a Stranger [In Bed] ~ En La Cama

Many people have asked Aku Tak Insaf and myself, kenapa tulis blog macamni? (Why did you start this blog?) Well, someday we'll probably answer that in detail. But the short answer for you now is, we write because we want to expose people to movies like En La Cama. (And also good food but that is a different story).

In Bed. Where You Love. Where You Betray.

This movie adresses important questions such as, can amazing casual sex actually lead to something more? Can two strangers connect to find meaning? If you've just had this awesome sex with this stranger, would you just leave it as a one night stand? What is a relationship? These and more are some questions you can think about while watching this movie to procrastinate and avoid doing work. 

Okay, before you get turned off, I have to clarify that you will get to see boobs and more in this movie. Dare I say boobs and brains? Hm. For me, of course the attraction is the guy too. 

En la cama literally means "in bed" in Spanish. So forget it if you're looking for some scenic scenes. The actors are in bed all day/night, so all you get is them, err.. physically and emotionally bonding. Literally. That's all they do. Sex, then break, then talk, then sex again and again haiyerr but quite nice la heheheh. 

Sometimes all you need is someone to be with... even for one night. 

Doing some serious thinking after exercising. 

I've noticed people like to shoot couples in hot tubs. Yes, I can see the attraction. 

This guy damn comel. If some (hot) guy looks at me like this while baring on the katil for sure I'll melt into liquid yang meresap ke dalam carpet wtf. 

Trailer with subs... 

En La Cama (trailer)

One of the best scenes... basically telling guys not to think with their batangs only... yeah yeah you already know that right?





It's not porn, it's not cheap and it's not desperate. One of our favorites of all time. Okay go watch this movie. Better, watch with your girl.

PS. To people who are interesting in finding/dl-ing movies we recommended to you online but couldn't find them, let us know so we can try to find links for you next time. Contact us through comments, email chatbox, Facebook or YM.

Yg dah avoid work for one week,
Aku Yg Berdosa

Don't look down - when sexual fantasies come true

No Mires Para Abajo (2008)

This is a beautifully sensual movie that you should watch with your gf. Your girl would like this film even if she's not as gatal as us. In a way, I think girls would like this better than guys since Tantric sex is mostly about prolonged love-making, sexual harmony and union, concentrating and savoring every moment of the experience. It's just so romantic and intimate (nothing dirty, rude or kinky) that I don't see why your girl wouldn't like it. Oh plus, the guy is a cutie. Feels like keeping him in my pocket je

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The young lad (Eloy) accidentally falls onto the lady (Elvira)'s bed through her skylight when he's sleepwalking on the roof. It so happens that Elvira practices Kama Sutra and she offers to teach Eloy, who's obviously innocent but curious dalam bab2 ni, the essence of Tantric sex.

As you see in the trailer, most of the sex scenes involve Elvira, the guru, guiding Eloy through spiritual talks and principles of Tantric Sex "Slowly, slowly. Enjoy the moment". Yang best nye, she has little games and challenges for him. Tengok tu: "our first goal will be for you to reach 81 thrusts without climaxing". Adoi. 81 kot So impossible for a guy who just started having sex to be extra sabar and tahan from coming. Just look at his helpless face when he said "I'm going to die"...kesian him. If I were the lady, I probably would give in to this cute little boy. "Ok, takpe la. just come. We'll try again next time." *pat his hair* No wonder I'm not a guru. So permissive. But, that could just be because this guy has this kiddish cute look and I tak sampai hati to be cruel and not let him come. I have to admit though, other times I simply enjoy seeing guys' tak tahan face whenever they want to come but can't, either because they themselves want to hold longer or the girls explicitly/implicitly want them to continue. I just like to watch guys suffer in bed. Haha. How psycho does that sound?

I'd say this is not a movie for you to masturbate to. You can, but I just feel like you'd appreciate it more if you're watching it with your partner. You could also learn along with Eloy, following through Elvira's technical talks. Who knows what kind of out-of-body experience you might have when you hold your orgasm long enough (81 thrusts, according to her). If you can't imagine what it would be like, watch Eloy's expression around 0:33. Looks like he's singing like a diva but nope, that's when he reaches the state where he can mentally travel to some other places. How amazing.

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I just can't get enough of the face Eloy makes (and of course the deep breaths, saliva sallowing and strong and fast heart beat) when he's trying to control his climax while Elvira talks him through.. whatever it is.... I really don't think many guys can stand this. The girl keeps talking and you're not allowed to come. All I can say is, be patient when you are facing the same situation. It's for your own good.

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Let's end this post with a Latin dance featuring Elvira and her grandma. One last time, I have to say Eloy's expression is simply priceless. I want to own him!

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Learning to love as God commands,
aku yang tak insaf

All Ladies Do It - 1992

"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening"

- Così fan tutte (1992)

To the fans of cult, you surely must have heard of Caligula. We've browsed through the gore that is Caligula, and so we were surprised that it was directed by the same Italian director who did Cheeky, which we featured some months ago. Ah, Tinto Brass. What an obsessed man. 

ATI put this movie on our queue without my knowing, her reason for choosing it is solely based on the poster you see below. "I dunno la. I saw the butt and just decided to see the movie." That's what she said!

You should do that to. 

Cosi fan tutte is inspired by that masterpiece of Mozart. The genre here is supposedly erotic comedy, but we think Tinto made this movie for his own amusement. Nuckall betul dia ni. Tinto's so obsessed with butts and genitalia. Which is good in a way kot, making this movie into a very educational one even for us, because you don't always get to see the hairy monsters that people hide under their pants/skirts. Senang cite just watch this if you're really interested.

So what happens when a husband is unawares of his wife's wild sexual desires? She goes out and have more, of course. Yeah, all ladies seriously do it. 

They all wear this useless bra in their bedrooms while writing letters of heartache. 

But this is a good wife lar. All her sexual adventures is so she could bring her 'fantasies' to the bedroom, in the end to please the husband who sort of looks like somebody's soon to may, or may not be, ex. This alone is enough to make me give this movie a thousand stars. The husband ni bila balik rumah, turned on by the wife's cerita of nakal things she did... little did he know that they are not just made-up stories, but real life experiences kot, HAAAA. Sampat terus I. 

For example, she went to this poem reciting event by a celebrated poetess. Since we were so awed by the poem and it's "deepness", we decided to type up the most interesting parts for you: 

I'd like to fuck you

and not touch you

and loose-tongued, 

make a chant resound 

among the uncertain hairs of your ass.

(Whoaa, me and ATI seriously went "whaaat uncertain hairs of your ass???? Whoaaa")

I'd like to stuff dancing cunts in your mouth. 

… and down between your balls

suck your cock into my heartache. 

(Must be some passionate bj)

Lick your knees, 

and upwards to your heart.

(Sure, we all know the location of a man's heart)

After the poem, the wife was inspired to have this adventure. Tu tattoo lips, so bila 'pirate' ni move his hands, it looks like someone's lips is moving all over her butt. Scandalous gileww. Anyway guys take note, this is how to gross out your partners ya. 

After this, the wife became obsessed la pulak to get her backside door virginity taken. Eww. Not everyone is into this okay, clearly this is mostly a guy's nuckall fantasy. Don't know who'd really like anything up their asses, seriously. 

She requested the husband to do it, but he won't. So, dia lari lah mencari orang lain. Padan muka the husband, who looks like someone's ex (maybe). 

So I will not lie. This is the best, most impressionable kissing scene I ever saw my entire life. These two mouths seriously have chemistry. Such a passionate and needy kiss yet gentle and beautifully choreographed at the same time. Claudia Koll kissed a lot of men and more in this movie, but it made me wonder if she has something going on with this guy. Terus I sampat larr weii, this scene. 

Last but not least here's a sample of what you will see more of in the movie. Personally I can't forgive myself if I were to be photographed with my underarms in that state, but it sends a good hippie message la. Why would you shave away God's gift kan? Plus shave bumps are damn nasty, so seriously if a guy doesn't mind the 'Jane' look I'd be so damned terharu. Wax strips are getting more and more expensive lar these days.



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Steamy food

You won't be able to understand the video unless you know Spanish. I watched Like Water for Chocolate (1992) with aku yg berdosa a while ago, so I don't remember exactly what the narration says, but I can tell you what's going on here:

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So this girl who's as pupus as aku yg berdosa, can express her feelings and emotions through her cookings. People can feel those emotions when they eat what she cooks. Here, she cooked this quail (burung puyuh) with rose petal sauce dish that kononnye can awaken people's sexual senses. Her sister, as you can see from the video, was so horny after eating it that she had to run to the outdoor hut to mandi just to calm herself and cool her body down.  nampak tak all the steam (don't know if it was the water or her body)? then out of nowhere, ada this soldier yang main tembak2 with another few guys. the hut caught on fire tengah2 mandi, the horny lady lari from it naked, of course...and then naik kuda pakcik yang datang rescue. they lived happily ever after. hahaha. twisted tak fairy tale ni.

That's of course not the main storyline. the adik yang masak2 is the main character and her story has a dramatic ending that I shall not mention in this post. Although I remember clearly how traumatic (i believe most people will find it ridiculous though) the final moments were, we probably need to rewatch this movie to tell you more about the film.

If anyone has a recipe like this, don't be kedekut to share. tak baik tau keep it to yourself je.

yang sakit bahu,
aku yg tak insaf

Trasgredire (2000) aka Cheeky

This is pure ero stuff, which looked like it came straight from some guy's candy-assed wet dream. Probably the director, Tinto Brass'. Being girls, of course, we do not share the same dream material as you horny guys out there, so this was quite a difficult movie to watch - sampai pening2 tu! Tapi jgn risau, review ni adil, fair n square. ;)

This is the dvd cover. if u're sick n tired of dvd cover yg penuh mystery, nampak je mcm cool tapi content mmg blehh, then u'll be happy (i guess). in this case, dvd cover ni mmg paling straightforward so u get exactly what u see. lots and lots of bum and below action which seems to be the director's main focus. there's practically no guys in here, so if u hate hairy balls n love the ladies, this is for u.

on the set - harem scene

if u think the actress' behind is lawa then u'll be glad to know that the front pun match the behind jugak. she's also 'allergic' to underwear, so you won't see her in any throughout most of the film.

cinematography is not bad for softcore stuff mcm ni, with saturated colors to lure you in (like those fast food restaurant signs), so it looks like porn, but not cheap porn. again i nak stress how straight to the point this movie is, so if ur the impatient type yg mcm, mana boobs dia ni takde pun?! u can just chill, cause even the starting credits dah penuh dgn stuff yg boleh membatalkan puasa & memeningkan reviewers mcm kami ni. there's also intense girl-on-girl action, so be warned (or get ready).

supposedly there's supposed to be drama, romance, and comedy... but don't be fooled. we didn't laugh, except for one part which features pendayung sampan yg gigih berusaha. malangnya yg lebih banyak gelak dlm movie ni is the actress herself, in her dubbed italian voice. seriously an annoying laugh... but who knows.. might turn you on... just like their japanese-style moaning would. pretty rare la kot for europeans.

this movie is NR (not rated). our rating: 2/10 (tak cukup grease) but we think straight guys will love this. probably NOT the best movie to share with your girl unless she has a sense of humor and/or is infatuated with u, in which case she might not focus on the movie at all.

sekians.
xoxo
aku yg berdosa

Anatomie de l'enfer

Anatomy of Hell (Anatomie de l'enfer)

In short, this movie is about a gay man being paid to watch a naked woman for 4 days. Sounds plain and uninteresting enough. But I swear with my life, it's mind-blowing. Biasenye, we should be a little skeptical kalau mat salleh yang guna language over2 macam ni. but the same words when used by asians, u kena la percaye.

Ade a few scenes dalam cerita ni yang i takkan lupa for the rest of my life. Amateur steamy movie audiences might find some of these scenes too disturbing or outrageous. But we cannot stress enough the importance to stay open-minded as you read our posts and watch the movies we recommend. If you open your heart and accept this film, you'll find it both visually and mentally provoking..and the images will stick in your head for a long long time.

I tak nak pretend I know the message behind movie ni but yang penting, this is not a typical french porn. As a preview, kene la share n describe the unforgettable scenes in the film...

Perempuan tu masukkan her used tampon dalam gelas tu and told the guy to drink her menstrual blood. how creative is that? nak do that toooo. any volunteer?

Ada satu lagi ni also very pelik (sorry tak de gambar)..laki tu menusukkan cangkul dalam the lady's butt. *ouch* Very painful indeed but it was a fine piece of art. Malam ni, maybe I should create my own masterpiece by shoving the floor lamp (the tinggi, standing kind) in aku yg berdosa's butt while she's asleep and keep the lights on. How beautiful is that? This is how inspirational steamy movies are to me. You should have your own experiment too..

Bonus tip: at some point, a terung-like object will jatuh from the lady's donut hole. so pay attention when the camera focuses on the actress's private part. you won't want to miss that

Trivia: Main actor is the director's bf. Bayangkan watching n directing your syg to be intimate with another person. Oh well, maybe it's not that hard after all. Some people fantasize about watching their partners have sex with another person/other people. Perhaps the director didn't make the role specially for the bf out of professionalism, but to fulfill her sexual fantasy.

Knowing how homosexuality works, the female character still wants to seduce him with her naked body and attempts to ungayize the male character. That's really ambitious. Rasanye in reality, memang susah to convertkan gays. A woman can be nakal and see if a gay man will be turned on by her naked body or see if years of love n devotion will change his orientation..but seriously, what's the point? Biar la dia cari kebahagiaan dia sendiri. Gays deserve their own happiness too and btw, they are cute

If you are looking for something wild and shocking to stimulate your senses, this is it.

Rating: 9/10

~aku yg tak insaf