Diary of a Nymphomaniac

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Diary of a Nymphomaniac (2008)

The only thing I want is pleasure. The only thing I can satisfy is my desire. And the more I explore, the further I'm willing to go...

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This is the story of the sexual journey of a 28-year-old Valerie who has a bottomless craving for sex and whose life is basically centered around sex. She has countless sexual partners and her sexual appetite continues to grow. At one point, she tries to engage in more meaningful relationships and settle down with a man  but all of a sudden, the man turns into a violent, possessive freak. She leaves the man and enters prostitution as a way of coping with the breakup. (weiirrrddd). The movie ends on a predictable positive note: Valerie comes into terms with who she really is and what exactly she wants in life: none other than indulging in sex.

The main character (Valerie)'s nana said, 

"Nymphonia a man's invention to make women feel guilty if they break the rules."

Memang pun. In case you haven't memorize the quotes in our "rasaku ini rasamu?" section, Mignon McLaughlin defined nymphomaniac as a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. So if preoccupation with sex is acceptable for men, why can't women have the same obsession? Why do you need to create a new term to describe women who are just like a normal man? Sexist betul.

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If you don't watch all the videos below, siap la korang! Alala..main2 je. Most of them are short videos so it won't take up too much of your precious time. No subtitles but sex kan universal. Just enjoy the bodies and movements

Video uno: Lost her virginity when she was 15. Quite hairy (look at her arms) for a 15-year-old but who cares kan, asalkan fresh. Yikes, can't believe I said that. After her first time, there's no stopping her - sex becomes her only interest in life

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Video dos: Something's not right about the logic of this scene. Valerie opens the fridge, can't find any food because semua dah tak elok, so she terpaksa have sex. Heh?!  It's one of the more intense sex scene in this film. Probably coz it's the last time this Alex dude can have sex with her. He's leaving her coz his adik can't keep up with her insatiable sexual needs anymore. Feel like making this one of my life goals: to wear a man out with my desires. 

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Video tres: First customer at the brothel. I have no idea how she can stand doing BJ in the soapy bathtub water. First client dah terus dapat pakcik...not sure how I'd like an aged sausage. I'm into younger guys recently..so maybe I'll just direct the pakcik2 to aku yang berdosa.

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Video cuatro: A platter of sex scenes. Malas to describe.

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Video cinco:  Sex with favorite customer sampai forgot to take the money at the end of the session and after a little flirting, Valerie decided to belanja him another round of sex. That's how important it is to make your escort, tukang urut or hooker like you. btw, #1 rule if you want to ngorat aku yang berdosa: be a smooth flirter.

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Video seis: Sex with Hassan, who shares the same wavelength in their attitudes and desire for sexual pleasure. Dengan nakalnye, Hassan emptied a coke bottle and used the bottle to pleasure Valerie on behalf of his batang. A good idea for guys whose batang is smaller than average but are too stingy to buy their partner a decent dildo. For different flavors, try oyster sauce, thai chilli sauce or dark soy sauce bottle. 

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Video siete:  Quick summary of steamy scenes

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There's a lot of nudity for guys and at the same time, it also touches on the emotional development of the female character, which may be of interest to our female readers (very few, I reckon) or guys who are sincerely interested in getting insights into the inner world of a nymphomaniac. There are a few other memorable scenes that aren't in any of those videos - Valerie anal raped by one of her clients, Valerie dealing with a handicapped client who can't feel anything below his neck, Valerie's quickie with a complete stranger at the train station etc etc. I think it's worth a watch (since kononnye this movie scandalized Europe, whatever that means), but I don't think aku yang berdosa was impressed. Well, at least it's not the typical "sex without love is not the same"; here, it seems to advocate that sex is something you can (and should) enjoy with or without a playmate. If you try to make it more than what it really is, it can complicate things and make it less pleasurable. Just follow your sexual instincts, aight?

Nympho-wannabe,

aku yg tak insaf