Sextistics

Where's Waldo in this picture? 

Source: Do-while

How long did it take to find him? If you did it in less than a min, you're probably a female, so yay for that. If not, no worries. There are no winners or losers in this game. ANYWAY. Let's talk travel! Woop. Look at what info Travelinsurance.org has prepared for us.

If you've never wanted to go to Greece, click on the picture for a larger view and you'll see why the place has been attracting tourists like mad. Rupanya!

Think all this info is obvious and boring? Well tell me, do you know the name of the 7th most horniest country as rated by AskMen.com? Do you?

Let's see if you guess right. This might be old news to you, but at number 7, topping Mexico, Switzerland and Spain, is -- (surprise surprise) Malaysia. Or Malasya according to the lazy person (no offense) who didn't bother to look up his spelling for this poster. Here's an excerpt from AskMen:

No.7 Malaysia

In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.   

source:kualalumpurnightlife

Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny. 

But guess what? Holland's not even on the list! I sure hope the author knows his stuff. Don't know if you'll agree or disagree, but I can definitely vouch for the horniness of fellow Malaysian chatters in certain chatrooms. Look at the comment section of this article, and you'll find other (horny) Malaysians who defended the country's honor. (So the infamous Harian Metro article is not completely irrelevant ey? Harian Metroll's also.)

So ATI, worse comes to worse, looks like we don't have to look that far for ehem ehem vacay spots. Kau datang rumah aku lah cukup, and we can have our own "adventure", free! (Or let's just rendezvous online. Teehee)

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For some reason I just want to end this post with a totally unrelated video, which demonstrates that all that sweat and hard work will pay off in the end, with a little bit of imagination and creativity. So enjoy. (Or not). 

Yg need to go on a long vacation,
aku yg berdosa