Oh man, it's been a year. This time last year we started Kau Greasy Aku Steamy or diediemustlove. I still have no idea which one of these is a better name that will stick and register in people's mind. 1 year ago, no one cared; It's still the same today. Whatever. One day when this blog becomes famous, we'll organize the biggest parade ever. When that day comes, we'll make you pay and die to join our parade and get all the attention we want from the government, police and tentera. Just you wait.
Reading back our
first post, memang agak poyo. I still remember the day when we got all excited about starting a blog to share our passions.
as a note to ourselves, kita akan focus on steamy movies/porns, food,
men, sex, gossips, gay and lesbians n all the other things yang kita
kecoh abt at home. so tak yah la bace blog ni if u r looking for study
tips, motivational advice or anything beneficial like that.
Let's see how much of these we have achieved.
Steamy movies/porns: well, I believe this is the thing that drove most of our first few loyal readers to this blog. It used to be the main attraction but unfortunately that's not the case anymore. As I mentioned before, aku yg berdosa doesn't want this blog to be just about steamy movies/soft porn. Also, we aren't cohabiting anymore. When we used to be domestic partners, we watched raunchy movies to pass time and to fill the house with our gersangness. Now that we aren't living together, suddenly dah tak ada reason and mood to watch steamy movies on my own. With no one to laugh, get shocked, amazed and excited together, it's just not something that I'd do when I'm alone in the room. FYI, my mum likes to pay surprise visit, especially when my door is locked lagi la dia curious. Imagine perasaan sorang makcik when she discovers her daughter loves steamy movies. So bear with it okay people. I'm still hoping to reunite with aku yg berdosa and re-engage in all the haram activities that we love so much. Even if dah tak ada jodoh with her, I'll find a new domestic partner and convert him/her into a sinful person if he/she is not one already. Worry not. The movies will be back.
Food: Minimal. Memalukan betul. We claim to be a sex and food blog, well, at least in the beginning. Obviously overambitious. As long as I don't care, I think no one would care. Dah banyak sangat food blogs anyway. Truth is, it's been a long time since I ate something impressive that can give me orgasm and force my small eyes to open wide.
Men: Hmm..not as many as I would like. Recently tak ada target baru, whether it's celebrity or in real life. That day I was in Bukit Bintang, hoping to find some eyecandies since dah ada kat the main campsite for arab dudes. End up teramat sangat kecewa. All the hot guys were hiding from me. Kenapaaaaaaa. Yang muka ok, ass mesti flat. Yang muka biasa, tummy mesti besar. Yang muka and ass ok, height mesti kurang. Susahnye nak cari whole package or the grade A++ hot arab dudes. Aku yg berdosa selalu je jumpa all the high quality ones, why can't I have the same!? Redundant nye this question. Obviously aku yg berdosa lagi pwetty, that's why she always gets people yang berstandard. Hmph.
Sex: I believe we've given a lot throughout the year. If you feel it's not enough, then it's likely that you're a sex addict. Take my advice, use your duit raya to see a therapist. It's for your own good.
Gossips: No one really cares about our personal lives pun
Gays and lesbians: As long as you all tak geli, we'll continue to talk about these interesting folks.
Reading on...
kite tak de kaitan pon, cuma 1 persamaan yg kita ade je skarang..kita
gemok n desperately need to diet. so mana la tau kan, by the time kita
blog next time, kite dah kurus.
If I was gemuk back then, then I'm obese now. I hate mirrors. And let me reassure you, when I say I'm fat, I really am. If my parents sell me off to the butcher now, they'll be rich. But anyway, aku yg berdosa dah kurus, so congrats to her.
Good job, cayunk.
Ok2, dah nak end the post. If you read from the beginning sampai sini, thanks for being a great fan and sanggup listen to (read) our nonsense. To show our appreciation, aku yg berdosa will give you a bear hug and a french kiss when she sees you. Feel free to make an appointment with my babe.
Happy birthday, KGAS
Love,
aku yg tak insaf
