Sex Around the World: Iceland

Comel kan this house? Don't judge a building by its design. Wait till you see the zoomed in image of the thing that's standing right in front of this kawaii house.

Ding dong. Yes, it's the stick and his friends who guard the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Húsavík, Iceland and bestow the great honor of hosting the biggest collection of penises in the world to this ordinary looking building. 

Opened in 1997, this museum exhibits over 200 penises of all sizes from mammals (includ. whale, polar bear, seal, dolphin, goat etc) in/around Iceland. The largest belongs to a sperm whale (70 kg, 170cm long) and according to the owner, "the full penis could in fact be five metres (yards) and weigh something like 350 to 450 kilos - but of course, the animal it came from weighed around 50 tonnes." As for the smallest, well, it's not worth a mention. Who cares about small penises? Just kidding la. The smallest is contributed by the poor hamster (only 2mm; can't see without a magnifying glass). Susah2 kene potong but still have to be reported as having the smallest penis. 

from the sperm whale [source]

These precious exhibitions are either preserved in containers like these..

or displayed on the walls...

elephant penis sticking out

If you're like me and can't get enough of the greatness of elephants, come take a closer look:

Still not impressed? The museum recently received a super duper generous donation -- a human penis. Mhm..a 95yo pakcik Páll Arason decided to show his penis to the world after his death. He must have made full use of it during his living years to make such a decision.

"He liked to be in the limelight, you know? He was a funny guy," he (the museum owner) said. "He was a boaster, a braggart ... he liked to be provocative."

Another gossip provided by the museum founder: Arason was a womanizer and he claimed to have slept with 296 women. (source)

The museum owner's looking forward to get a younger and bigger human penis (I can just infer and imagine what the 95yo penis looks like) soon. Dah ada volunteers rupanye. Whoever has signed up for organ donation, might as well consider making a donation to this museum. It's one of the 3658 ways to become famous after you die. Go make Malaysians proudddddd

Evidence: Letter of donation. Read more about Elmo here

The museum is also proud of its other collections such as penis art paintings, whips made of bull penis and lamp shades buatan bull nutsack. yikes.

scrotum lampshades. damn. lawa la plak.

In case you wonder siapa yang tak ada kerja and thought of collecting penises, nah ni la dia En. Sigurdur Hjartarson.

“Collecting penises is like collecting anything. You can never stop, you can never catch up, you can always get a new one, a better one” Hjartarson

Yea, you know he just can't stop when the title of the book he's drafting is called Icelandick. Good one.

For more information and pictures, check out the official site. If you're intrigued and can't wait to visit the museum, you gotta hurry. It's only open between May 20 and Sept 10, god knows why. Admission fee is 800 Iceland Krona (approx RM21), cheaper than 2 Burger King set meals. You have no idea how much I have to complain about food prices these days. But I can't show you the auntie side of me. Kata sex blogger kan..kena jaga image sikit.

Allergic to penises? I promise there'll be boobs next time, if you behave.

missing karaoke sessions,
aku yg tak insaf