Pour les hommes

I apologize to aku yang berdosa for trespassing on her area for expertise.

Hizamakura Lap Pillow

From the most perverted nation, Japanese came up with this lap pillow idea for men who miss resting their heads on their mother's laps when they were young or those who always desire to manja2 with their girls but are too ego to do that. I'm at this stage where I'm so gersang that I asked aku yang berdosa not once, not twice but several times, whether I can baring on her laps. Well, since she loves me, she of course doesn't mind but I really prefer a man's laps. Maybe one day I will use aku yang berdosa's service, and baring on her laps while I type up a post. I imagine that specific post will be super manis when the time comes *blush* Anyway, this pillow costs US$100 and shipping (to any country) is another US$75. Sanggup ke?! I'd rather pay for a night of escort service kot. Hopefully that one night will make the escort fall in love with me and later on he's willing to provide his service to me for free. Prasan.

Click here if you're interested

Chastity Belt for Men

"The lock and key to her heart"...

"For the man who loves his woman"...

"The key to peace of mind"...

This thing is awesome. It's made specially for wives to prevent the husbands from masturbating and having sex with other women of course. The batang is freed only when we want it. Women have all the control. Isn't that cool? Unless the guy's willing to go to a locksmith and say "hey, i need your help to unlock my dick". Uwuuu... If the wife is not as dominating as I am, the couple can always use this toy as part of their BDSM play kan? Or if employers want to prevent sex in the office, they can require employees to wear this chastity belt at work. I didn't make this up okay. It's mandatory for tukang massage in Batu, Indonesia to wear lock their batang up at work to avoid inappropriate sexual activities.

More options for the gewdiks like aku yang berdosa or vain little slut like aku yang miang. Check out their website. There's even a demo to show you how to use it. The clear model is cheaper than the designer models (see left). Price range $85-160. Only problem is you want the regular or the smaller size. Of course every guy would want the regular size even if his sausage is only 3-4" when fully developed. I's okay, we understand. Whatever your decision is, read the reviews here. Fairly interesting and descriptive, especially the extensive review by the chronic masturbator.

 Shock Jock Flirt Brief

They call this the "push-up bra for dudes". Finally there's no need to stuff socks in your underwear to make your bulge look bigger :D Wearing this will add up to 2 inches and protects your adik from getting hurt when you zip up your pants half-awake early in the morning. Click here for a variety of underpants with the same function. Gotta love men in boxer =)

Watch the designer, Andrew Christian, describe his invention. 

When he said "with my model, Alex, today", he wasn't even looking at the guy, but he was staring right at the bulge. Haha. I shall do that too next time, just to let guys know how we feel when they can't take their eyes off women's boobs and cleavages. Oh well, in a way it's a form of respect I guess. Who wants to look at flat A- chest? If you find my eyes on your bulge, be thankful okay. Coz I'm not so much of a bulge-person, so if I like the look of yours, that means you probably have something pretty down there.

For me, I don't really care; I really prefer my man to be organic and natural. If he wants to dress up his thing for my viewing pleasure, that's fine. But if he's just gedik and obsessed with his appearance, then no thank you. So, tell me, how many of you guys will get this to impress your date/partner?

Stay tuned for more..

i love man's ass,

aku yg tak insaf