Orgasms for Two. Oh Eleven.

Hey peeps.

Let's be honest. We know some of those resolutions won't get sorted out. Truth is, you just made those up so you'd feel all good, and prepared to face the next 365 days of... disaster? distress? ...who knows what. By late January, I bet you won't even remember what number 3 on your list was.

Wait... did I say I wanted to get tattoos this year?!

So why not we take it to the next level. Something like, this year, I want to be my self. I want to be free. Or better. Go to Betty Dodson's site and listen to her encouraging, sympathetic advice. It's dedicated specially to women but men can join in to act like good boyfriends/husbands/slave/etc. FUN fact: Nenek ni dah 70++ pun still having explosive sex!

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Give it a go if you're full of curiosity on any topic sex related, and I mean any topic. Female ejaculation? Male nipple stimulation? Sex toy tips? Fantasies? Anything lah... There's just lots of 'useful' discussion and freebies on there that'll satisfy the average information-whore such as myself, I mean what the eff, I'm half-jealous of that site 'cause it really embodies some of what I envision this blog should be like, minus the greasy food part.

Video: How to Fake an Orgasm. Just in case. For 2011, Men, please learn how to avoid this. Women, look for/teach men who can give you sssatifaction.

Of interest (okay, I confess, I searched for this on purpose) are pictures of the regular, normal, non-pornstar female genitalia. And YES, if you're wondering, I was searching for research purposes, thank you very much. These pictures are not for the faint-hearted (so ATI beware), but please view them, especially if you are an unexperienced male, so that you are not skewed by what is not reality. So that you won't go ruin your sweetheart's body-image, love her/him for who he/she is, and yada yada. You can view the free galleries here. Sorry these are just vag pictures. If you're interested in the one-eyed-trouser snake, though, Omegle and Chatroulette offer more generous, varied choices. You can ask ATI more of this, though. She is currently busy at one of those sites she wouldn't even budge if I set the apartment on fire. Or strip naked and jump around in living room. Or both.

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That said, if you're the suka discuss-discuss kind, with lots of interesting stories to tell, or if you just get off on ridiculous stories over the net, here is a Melayu-fied version of Betsy Dod's site. Which is not even a site. I don't even know what it is. But it seems pretty interesting though. Especially if you've been looking at Malaysia through rose-tinted glasses... This particular topic memang hit giler bro... The most unbelievable thing... 13k ++ comments, and still going, no doubt. And no, I did not Google 'pengalaman seks', terima kasih. Searched for "nama melayu sell out" pun still can get something like this!

Oh Malaysiaku.

Nuckallz nye U!

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Here's to the next 360 days of us being together. Hopefully.
xoxo
AYB