Some say size matters, some say it doesn't. Well, if it doesn't, why would people put so much time and money into finding out whether or not it matters? At least those who approve funding this sort of research care..and the decision-makers are normally males. So really, guys are the one who are obsessed with size. Not us. We love you for who you are. Women don't care about anything. Oh, except for your heart, looks, wealth, personality, status.....
Some
stats for those who care:
"85% of women were satisfied with the size of their partner's penis"
"....only 55% of men were satisfied"
A 2009 research by the Scots:
"One-third of the women (34 per cent) said that they were more likely to have an orgasm with a longer than average penis (14.5 centimetres), but nearly two-thirds said that they had no preference."
Reported by Czech women, seems to me the 34% are a little too demanding. Longer than 14.5cm (or 5.7inches)? Are you serious? Susah kot nak find that in Malaysia. Average Malaysian size is around 11.49cm or 4.4inches. Certainly not based on my own observation or my personal survey (I claimed
a while ago that I'll carry out my little investigation on YM but I lost appetite for a specific reason that only the selected few know).
Check out the interactive map
here. Put your cursor over the country that you're interested in..and you'll get the exact average measurement at the bottom right of the legend box. It's not a coincidence that they assign red color to countries with unimpressive average penis size. It screams "Avoid having sex with men from this bloody country!" Sadly, Malaysia's one of the countries in red. Oh well, at least we are at the higher end of the red range.
Bottom 3:
Korea (North and South): 9.66cm (3.8inches)
India, Cambodia, Thailand: 10.16cm (4 inches)
China, Japan: 10.92cm (4.3 inches)
Husbands from some of these countries are notorious for the way they treat their wives. Maybe they are just transferring their insecurity and anger toward their penis to their women. Hmph.
We ain't that bad compared to these folks. But if you want to make your life miserable and compare upward, here are the winners..
Top 3:
Congo: 17.93cm (7.1 inches)
Ecuador: 17.77cm (6.9 inches)
Colombia, Ghana, Venezuela: 17.03 (6.7 inches)
I'm gonna share this with my imaginary daughter and make sure she rocks her geography and anthropology class. Choose your man wisely, girl. Meanwhile, I'm making travel plans to visit the dark green zones. Just kidding. I'll be happy with the orange (13.48-14.88cm) region. It's a good size and seriously, guys there turn me on like nothing else.
If, however, you aren't interested in the fancy map, just check out
this list with everything you need to know about penis size.
It's not the end of the world if you have a shorter than average penis. As aku yang miang always reminds me, it's not the length that matters; it's the width. But err...if the width is not something you can be proud of either, you should consider one of these condoms that are tailored for whatever insecure issues you have with your penis. The manufacturer is more understanding than your girl. All the condom names are meant to feed your ego and make you feel like a real, strong man
Short and narrow:
Lifestyles Snugger Fit (1.75" width/7" length)
Contempo Exotica (1.75" width/7" length)
The Iron Grip (1.92" width/6.69" length)
Average length but still kinda narrow:
Bravo (2" width/8" length)
Beyond 7 (2.08" width/7.28" length)
Crown skinless (2.08" width/7.08" length)
Malas la have to reassure guys over n' over again that we don't care about size (as long as it's not a micropenis). If you want to carry this size anxiety until whenever, then go ahead. No one's stopping you. If we love you, we'll love you even when your penis is in a limp state. Get over it ok. Promise?
the stupid, lazy and gersang,
aku yg tak insaf
