smoochie my koochie - a series of misadventures pt. 1

1. Realistic Vaginas

Oh tidak. Dalam alternate universe dimana I dah berhusband tapi dah menopause, perlu ke consider this as an anniversary gift?

oh 7idak.

this ain't meat sir, it's plastic. 

At least for now, kpd lelaki di luar sana, kami syorkan supaya anda mengekalkan kelelakian anda by sticking to a HJ, BJ, or a ZJ sahaje.



2. Online Muslim Sex Shop

hi aku tak insaf, this is so yo wedding gift, syg u

Halal dihadapan, haram dibelakang. Ni peringatan to all you wrong hole-rs~
FYI, the first official 'muslim' sex shop (that we know of) is in Amsterdam... nakalnya Europeans ni kan.

It's also available online. But for the record, ATI and myself tak penah beli apa2 kat situ. Kami agak2 shipping akan mahal.


3. Abang Urut services

It seems like everyone is a part time masseuse/ tukang urut nowadays. But I don't blame them.. it could be the economy.

Namun, kami agak gembira dgn service yg sedang tumbuh mcm cendawan ni. Should we be old and partnerless and masseuse-less one day, we know where to go.

mane satu nak pilih? jeng jeng jeng...

aku tak insaf punya favorite - grr. tough&garang

We found tons of sites like this, tapi ni bukan blog pasal body to body massage kan. Banyak gila la. Some like this one even lengkap dengan body stats, for all u ppl yg cerewet dengan ukuran body tu - fcmassagejb

4. Kuih Kooci

curi dari mynurkasih.blogspot.com

Kuih ini comel berkilat, innocent dah tidak bersalah. Ianya untuk dimakan sahaja, and no, it's not an aphrodisiac... (unless ade org spike dgn Viagra). MmmMmm sedap! (No innuendos intended).

Puasa tak wei?! 

Aku Yg Berdosa