Ok, honestly baru tahu the correct way to dispose a condom. Can someone shed some light on why we need to tie it up before we throw it away? Is it just for hygiene purposes? Or is it possible that from the tong sampah, abg sperms might find a way out from the plastic bag and crawl all the way to unite with his gf, cik egg?
Oh, and did you guys notice that the main audiences are the 'tams'. I bet this commercial is not aired in US sebab it's so very racist. Tau la people say pak tams don't practice safe sex. One of the wifes/gfs needed to force her guy to watch and learn the important lesson of using a condom and we can clearly see the reluctance on their uninspired faces. I'm just going to brave myself and risk the possibility of starting a war between malaysians and pak tams, and give our female readers a piece of advice here: if you just want to have fun and tak nak kids yet, stay away from pak tam. (Don't report me, please. I'm actually a very pak-tam-friendly person. I swear)
Funny Condom Commercial - Click here for more home videos
If your kid is having serious behavioral issues like this, be sure to check if your room is soundproof before you blame the kid, school, teachers, tv, society, yada yada... But I don't know if this can be applied to Asians. Not because we are not as loud as mat sallehs when it comes to sex, but I wonder how many people in the non-Western conutries actually moan/jerit YESSS (or the equivalent in their languages masing2) when they are having fun. The funniest example I've heard of is about a loud Chinese couple yang betul2 from China but study in Singapore. Despite noises from their bed banging against the thin wall between hostel rooms, my friend heard the girl groaned "my emperor, i'm coming..." (or in their own words "huang shang, wo lai le..") haha..see, that's very culture-specific and there's practically no room for misunderstanding that we see in this iklan
But yeah, if you are the YESSS kind, then try to pay extra attention to the words you are hearing when you are having sex. Your kids (bf and husband termasuk dalam this category too) may take advantage of your vulnerability at that time and ask for anything they want. Don't let them get away with it!
If your kid is having serious behavioral issues like this, be sure to check if your room is soundproof before you blame the kid, school, teachers, tv, society, yada yada... But I don't know if this can be applied to Asians. Not because we are not as loud as mat sallehs when it comes to sex, but I wonder how many people in the non-Western conutries actually moan/jerit YESSS (or the equivalent in their languages masing2) when they are having fun. The funniest example I've heard of is about a loud Chinese couple yang betul2 from China but study in Singapore. Despite noises from their bed banging against the thin wall between hostel rooms, my friend heard the girl groaned "my emperor, i'm coming..." (or in their own words "huang shang, wo lai le..") haha..see, that's very culture-specific and there's practically no room for misunderstanding that we see in this iklan
But yeah, if you are the YESSS kind, then try to pay extra attention to the words you are hearing when you are having sex. Your kids (bf and husband termasuk dalam this category too) may take advantage of your vulnerability at that time and ask for anything they want. Don't let them get away with it!
Trojan Condom Commercial - Watch more funny videos here
Hmmm, message yang agak mendalam and teknik yg sangat berkesan. Guys, don't put your condom in your wallet/pocket anymore but keep it in the car instead. You don't know when your future in-laws are going to surprise you. Even if the girl memang wants you, the walk back to the car gives you time to reconsider everything. Plus, tak la kantoi with cashier everytime you open your wallet and want to pay for something. Same reason for not keeping in the pocket coz the bag might fall out of your pocket when all you want to do is to get your coins out to pay at the parking ticket machine when there's a line behind you. imagine 5 pairs (or more) of eyes pandang you semacam..lagi la memalukan
Hmmm, message yang agak mendalam and teknik yg sangat berkesan. Guys, don't put your condom in your wallet/pocket anymore but keep it in the car instead. You don't know when your future in-laws are going to surprise you. Even if the girl memang wants you, the walk back to the car gives you time to reconsider everything. Plus, tak la kantoi with cashier everytime you open your wallet and want to pay for something. Same reason for not keeping in the pocket coz the bag might fall out of your pocket when all you want to do is to get your coins out to pay at the parking ticket machine when there's a line behind you. imagine 5 pairs (or more) of eyes pandang you semacam..lagi la memalukan
Durex Ad France 2009 by McCann - Funny blooper videos are here
Personally, my favourite. Lesson to be learned: If you aren't in touch with your inner desires, just follow the Durex. Sweet gile if my husband would still clear the table to turn it into a platform for the activity when we both dah tua. I'd rather face a floor full of broken cups and plates than a broken heart if my husband dah no longer desire me. After all, he's going to be the one to clean up after that pun. I have nothing to lose.
But what tickles me the most is that last scene, where the cops looked at each other meaningfully. I guess they were surprised by themselves and seem like they were ready to succumb to the callings of the Durex. so cuteee. I can already imagine the smell and taste of happiness when love and Durex are in the air.
Personally, my favourite. Lesson to be learned: If you aren't in touch with your inner desires, just follow the Durex. Sweet gile if my husband would still clear the table to turn it into a platform for the activity when we both dah tua. I'd rather face a floor full of broken cups and plates than a broken heart if my husband dah no longer desire me. After all, he's going to be the one to clean up after that pun. I have nothing to lose.
But what tickles me the most is that last scene, where the cops looked at each other meaningfully. I guess they were surprised by themselves and seem like they were ready to succumb to the callings of the Durex. so cuteee. I can already imagine the smell and taste of happiness when love and Durex are in the air.
So there you have it. 4 (hopefully) entertaining ads that gave you some educational insights on condom. Practice what you've learned from here and make the world a better place (tak de kena mengena). As a starting point, let's begin by imagining a Durex floating above your head now....
yang capitalized on the bf's lap,
aku yg tak insaf
yang capitalized on the bf's lap,
aku yg tak insaf
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