One-Eyed Trouser Snake

It's been a while since we came out with anything but movie reviews. You know KGAS is about much more than that. So, without further ado, here's some old news (but shocking nonetheless) for you guys out there who's thinking of being macho and getting inked. Be warned, it might just backfire. 


Man 'tattoos 40cm penis on friend's back' in Australia

An amateur tattooist is facing assault charges after he inked a 40cm penis on a friend's back, who only wanted 'a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons'.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/845183-man-tattoos-40cm-penis-on-friends-back-in-australia#ixzz18Club29q

Alongside the penis illustration, the 21-year-old Australian tattooed an unspecified slogan implying said friend is gay.

Police say the 25-year-old victim was talked into getting a tattoo while visiting his mate, but he asked him for an oriental design and emphatically not a giant back-based phallus.

'Apparently he went round to the other bloke's house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up,' explained Detective Constable Paul Malcolm.

'The victim wasn't interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons.'

After being told not to venture out into the sun or show anyone for a few weeks, the freshly inked chap promptly went home and unveiled the work to his flatmate, who informed him: 'I don't think it's the tattoo you were after.'

A somewhat related video. I played it till the end because of the awesome 2nd song. So what kind of a person gets dick tattoos? And for what? Hell I don't wanna know. To all girls (and guys?) out there, make sure to check your partner for questionable tattoos before you get serious, okay?


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