Get out of your bed: Sexing in a car

This is the first post of the Get-out-of-your-bed series. I know some of you guys are very experienced and probably don't need any more tips since there are so many "How to" articles available online that teach you how to have sex in different places. So, the main purpose of this series is to remind you/us the importance of exploring alternative playgrounds outside of your bedroom and of the options we have even when we are bounded by so many limitations because of the country we live in.

For no particular reason, I choose to kick start the series with car sex.

Where? Depends on how adventurous you are.

Seaside and top of the hill where you can get the best view of your city
:)  Skemaly romantic. Girls will appreciate your effort in creating a romantic atmosphere and fulfilling their desires to be loved like those female characters in dramas
:(  If you choose a popular make-out spot, chances are there'll be dozens of other couples trying to out-wait each other and see who can get the final victory. Good luck

Parking lots
not all parking lots are safe. some are too public, some are maintained by rajin pak guards who make rounds so frequent that you don't even get the chance to korek hidung, some have the brightest lighting possible etc etc.
:)   I think the safest might be the less popular stops (R&R with only restrooms...no gerai or anything) along the highway. Definitely dark and deserted. It's likely that you can get away and complete the activity without anyone knocking on your car's window. But beware of makcik yg jual karipap *sinister laugh*
:(   But if you're unlucky, truck/lorry drivers might drive into these parking lots with their headlights on. Try imagining what the drivers can see from their angle, with the help of the headlights and height of the truck. Yeah, no fun.

Anywhere
:)   If you're feeling brave, then you can basically have car sex anywhere you want. If you're daring enough, you may even choose a relatively public spot. You can get basic protection by having tinted windows, temporary curtains, and long deep breaths during sex to fog the window (like Jack and Rose's steamy scene in Titanic. can never forget the hand slipping down the foggy window)

:(   Be prepared to face the consequences of getting caught. Malaysia, especially, has very specific car window tint regulations.


Potential hazards aka shit happens:

Mild



Not a problem at all for those of you who are not using your parents' car anymore. But if you are still at that stage, just bring it to a snow car wash after the activity.

Medium

We can't afford to be caught in action in Malaysia. You know what you're getting into if you kena tangkap by the authorities. It's not just about someone sneaking around with a camcorder to scare dating couples with the standard, rude opening question "dah kahwin belum?" and posting the video on youtube. Equally disturbing is the possibility of pranksters taking photos when you least expect it and end up like these people:

Extreme

A couple in Charleston, West Virginia, US got into a car crash because the girl was BJing the guy when he was driving. In a more extreme case, a Moscow couple died while having sex in a car. They left the engine on while they were getting it on to keep themselves warm in a cold night. Haizz..did it slip their minds that sex itself, even if it's not hot, is a source of energy? You can die to have sex but don't die because of sex.


Additional resources
1. Carma Sutra: The auto-erotic handbook

If you're that into car sex , here's the ultimate manual that can help you make the most out of it. It's 80 pages long with, of course, positions that you can attempt and the coolest thing is, it offers advice that are model-specific. Guess it's not that useful if you have a kancil, kerisa and all the non-international cars. But hey, it's only USD 5+ (about RM18 now). All you need is to be a little more creative and you'll experience the fun and pleasure that are definitely worth more than the cost of the book.

2. Manual from the Czech edition of the Maxim magazine
http://www.funtasticus.com/2007/10/09/carasutra/
This manual looks like the typical in-flight safety brochure that nobody bothers to read. Probably just a snippet of the real manual but it's still good as a quick and dirty review of the positions that you can try (plus it's free, so don't be picky). I like the label "airbag" coz it really captures the essence of the position. Too bad if your partner doesn't have the properties of an air bag..like this lady....

looking forward to pleasurable roadtrips with my man,

aku yg tak insaf