So today, I'm inviting you to join me for a sushi feast. Irashaimase!
Two words that you should learn before ordering: Nyotaimori and Nantaimori
Nyo = woman ; Nan = man
tai = body
mori = arrangement
When you combine them, what you get is (sushi) arrangement on a woman's/man's body. Needless to say, the body has to be naked, baru la best. Some people call it body sushi or flash sushi. Apparently, in Japan, you can only find this in sketchy nightclubs owned by local gangsters. Outside of its country of origin, this practice is mostly used as a marketing gimmick.
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| Nyotaimori |
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| Nantaimori (quite inviting, but can't see his face. hmm..) |
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| orgasm roll! |
Other than having to stay naked, what makes this probably the easiest job in the world, is the rule that customers are not allowed to speak to, let alone touch, the model. So the model is essentially paid to baring only. Even with the elaboration of what the job requires, it still sounds like an extremely simple and perfectly malas job.
"Jobs in nyotaimori are not for the ticklish or fidgety. Models are trained to lie still for hours, and they must be able to endure unexpected splashes of cold water and prods with chopsticks. Her body must be completely shaved, and specially washed with fragrance-free soap before the feast. Traditionally, the meal is eaten directly from the skin of the model, but hygiene laws in many countries prevent this – forcing restaurants to wrap their girls in clingfilm to prevent contact between skin and food. According to custom, the model should be a virgin, but this doesn’t seem to be observed any more."
~japanfortheuninvited.com
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| nope, don't even think about it. her breasts are not to be eaten |
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| a bit bony. i like man boobs, remember? |
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| Godsend |
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| can't decide if this is a nyo- or nan- |
I don't think any Japanese restaurant in Malaysia offers this service. But in US and UK, the price for attending a nyotaimori/nantaimori night could range from USD 75 (RM 220) up to 250 pound (RM 1230). S-I-O-T. In case you wonder what a naked sushi night might look like but can never afford to (or will never be willing to) pay for this luxury:
Naked Sushi Premier-Nyotaimori Http://www.wix.com/nakedsushi/the-art-of - Click here for more blooper videos
A more cost-effective way is to get sushi from supermarkets or restaurants (if you're particular about Japanese food, like me) and plate it out on your or your partner's body. There are of course risks that come along with homemade naked sushi night...
Just like Samantha Jones in Sex and the City who wanted to give her bf a Valentine's surprise but the bf didn't show up that night.
and the naughty Bruno (how can you not love his rudeness and craziness)
Bruno Pranks La Toya Jackson: Deleted Scene from the DVD & Blu-ray Release. - The best video clips are right here
If you're in California or Vegas and are looking for someone to cater for your bachelor's party or your baby's birthday, you may want to consider this.
So, are you ready to order now? I am. 5 Nantaimori to go please.
Itadakimasu,
aku yg tak insaf
For more videos:
Naked Sushi Event @ Okawa Sushi & Grill
Naked Sushi - Body Sushi (with Andrew Zimmern of Bizzare Foods)
Rude Sushi
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