Welcome on board to the Diediemustlove cruise. We'll be traveling around the world and visiting places you'll never reach, if you tend to travel with the regular shiok sendiri tour guides. Our first stop is South Korea. (Special thanks to passenger l.w.s. for suggesting the first destination. Otherwise, given my indecisiveness, the cruise will stay in the harbor till whenever).
We've now reached
Jeju Loveland, home to 150 fun-loving statues. According to the officials, it's recommended that we spare 40 mins during the day and 50 mins at night if you want to say hi to all the statutes. Hmm..ni mesti ada something naughty that will happen only at night...
Admission is only 7000 Won (approx. RM19) If you're under 18, then forget it. go play at the park for kids, don't kacau adults have fun. Shooooo.. For gatal but kedekut parents, here's a good news: it's free for kids under 12 if they enter the park with you. Teachers can also use the excuse of lawatan sambil belajar to visit this place with their students. After all, the founder used the same excuse (sex education) to justify the opening of this Loveland
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| Loveland's Mascots: Bulkkeuni (left) Ssaekkeuni (right) |
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| Threesome redefined |
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| OVER but want to try this anyhow |
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| Thankfully, not all statues are like the upper part of this picture. |
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| want my man to wrap his thing like a present |
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| why trouble yourself like this? |
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| Despite the big tummy, this guy has very strong thighs and butt. I like :) |
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| Notice the different sizes of pipes. I wonder if they differ in terms of volume, water flow speed, quality of water.... |
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| oi, gatal |
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| Looks like she's giving herself the ultimate orgasm |
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| a perfect opportunity to put in the wrong hole |
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| Hulk's digging gold |
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| two batangs that love each other too much |
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| Even the arrow sign is so sensual |
The happening peephole in the restroom..
Dah habis touring, now let's get some souvenirs . No, don't lie to yourself. You don't want those useless mugs, t-shirts, key chains.Get what you really want from the sex shop and then we need to get going.
Before we leave, let's take a group picture. Say annyong ("hello" in korean)
Here's a free postcard specially made by our crew to thank you for traveling with Diediemustlove.
the owner of the imaginary SteamyLand,
aku yg tak insaf
p/s for the definition of copycat: read
this. the bomb is in the final paragraph.
hehehe...great tour my dear miss tour guide...next stop,japan.....
ReplyDelete-lws-
dah sound more like a captain plak. ni passenger's request ke captain's announcement?
ReplyDeleteeh,hahahaaa.....announcer yg bwak kpal terbang
ReplyDeletelws