For the first time, this blog is sharing some really useful advice with our, openly or secretly, sexually curious readers. Guys/gays, share this with your gf/bf if your adik desires better treatment, but make sure your lady tak terasa she's not doing a good job. It's a risk you have to take. You might end up getting nothing for quite some time, if your girl is as unforgiving as me and likes to merajuk. Ladies, apply the techniques only when your man deserves the best. Don't go all out for guys who are not even willing to go down on you. It's only fair if he appreciates what you're doing to take care of his little brother and reciprocates.  |
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Believe it or not. If you don't forward this post to 10 people you love within the next 10 minutes, you'll not receive a bj for the next 10 years. I mean it.
the caregiver,
aku yg tak insaf
would like to meet the illustrator and author. no. 1 is seriously grossing me out laaaa haiyerrrr. this is so dangerous and got so many potential for disaster. jaga lah if tak terharu like this!
ReplyDeletei'll give him a pot of gold if he dares to fart when i'm working around that area
ReplyDeleteoh say. so you are willing to work that area lah? haa this is making me so sampat edy.
ReplyDeletebtw if men no need make up that ugly thing, why must we cover up our ugliness? no one wud lick/kiss our face but that thing must give care like that ahh waalauuweiii where is the fairness liao
amboi. you sound so unnatural. trying so hard to sound sampat. haiyo, go practice elsewhere before you malukan yourself here.
ReplyDeleteyes, i'm willing to work anywhere. i kan rajin and easy going. ugliness lies in the eyes of beholder. nak make up like how je, babe? eyeliner, mascara, wig or fake misai like Mr. Jack the sex toy? if you naughty2 and you want to make up for your man, he sure let you one la. u so pwetty & like to eat bekpest, confirm got many2 people want to lick and kiss u.
eyy pwincess. i where got make up lorh, if i use yours for sure will become zombied ok! hm, the fake misai is a good idea jugak leii... if sometimes he tak tahan my face edy then might as well i change my looks la... (as if tak cukup manly lagi kan)
ReplyDeleteif people to that to me i sanggup la... but yang cannot imagine nye if i have to return the favor tu babe. can i still have my bekpest and gud munink afta that??? hhmmmmm~
oh ya.. malu ka here? mcm empty je this place.. for how long the fire gonna burn also i dunno. looks like so many ppl are not gonna get bj's in the next 10 yrs... kaasian!
apa pwincess? i'm not pwincess ok. I'm not Fiona Shrek.
ReplyDeletelaaaaaa not fake misai on your face la. i'm talking about making up that ugly thing, which btw, is not that ugly to me (at least not all la). u very leng lui liao. no need to make up ady. make-up only makes u look evil. but that's not u! just keep the natural forest-look and men will go crazy for u.
ei, your teacher didn't teach how to give and take meh? tak kan take je all the time. you have to give too la. hish. gweedy la u ni. his lick is your gud munink and his kiss is your bekpest la. how many bekpest n gud munink do u need?
tu la..the fire only lights up our desire. penat burning with desire sorg2 while others stay cool je.
Good lesson laa... 1st in my life... but.. who want to practice it on me???
ReplyDelete1st for many others too, i guess. haha.
ReplyDeletenak find someone to practice it on you..that, you have to berusaha yourself kot. but if you want to tumpang our blog to find a partner, u can post an ad here and see if any of our reader is willing to practice on/with you :D
hehehehe, that some really hard work done there. but i suppose its for a good cause
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