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A great, award-winning movie...

Showgirls (1995)



Yep, the best movie ever. In fact, this movie has won so many awards in the Oscar..for horrible films aka the Golden Raspberry Award (Razzies). Worst film, worst picture, worst actress, worst director...this movie won them all. To top that, here are some of its other achievements:

(source: IMDB)
1. Razzies record holder: 13 nominations and 7 wins in 1996 (and won the 8th in 2000)
2. The director (Paul Verhoeven) was the first director to tun up in person to collect Worst Direct and Worst Picture
3. Listed as one of the Top Ten Best Bad Films (argh..that's a mouthful) ever made in The Official Razzie Movie Guide

as a sidenote, "Elizabeth Berkley was paid only $100,000 for playing the lead in the film. When a special V.I.P. edition boxed set was released she requested $2,500 to be interviewed. They declined." DAMN. haha

Given these background information, do you really care what the story is about? Read wiki if you really need to. Let's cut the crap and go straight to the steamy scenes (listed in order of increasing intensity)

1. the "I have towels" dance


TEASING 37 (Elizabeth Berkley in 'Showgirls')
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2. The (in)famous pool sex scene
You might have seen this before and it might be famous for a bad reason. In fact, some people have listed it as one of the worst orgasms in movies. Elizabeth Berkeley was so out of control that she looked like a dying dolphin struggling to stay alive. Can't stand the guy's butt either.


Elizabeth Berkley
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Of course, anything as crazy as this deserves a remake..(oh god, i miss the gang in Another Gay Movie)



3. the steamy lapdance


Elizabeth Berkley - Showgirls (lapdance)
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That's one hell of a lap dance. Probably one of the hottest I've seen so far. The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is the guy in the video. I couldn't get over the fact that he's Orson Hodge in Desperate Housewives (DH). I almost felt like he betrayed Bree (his wife in DH)


Despite the awards, I think the movie isn't all that bad if you don't take it seriously and are not expecting too much except for some cheap steaminess. lousy acting (Elizabeth Berkeley gets upset and mad ALL THE TIME, even her dances look aggressive), predictable plot, shallow dialogue etc etc, but at least we didn't find it difficult to watch and there's a fair amount of boobs to keep you guys happy. There's no lack of porn elements in here: silly orgasms (from the pool sex), subtle girl-on-girl, unpleasant gang rape, sexy (strip, pole, lap) dances, plenty of young (and some old) flesh..It'd help too if you like Vegas stage performances. I don't mind watching a second time if I have nothing better to do.






Plot: 3.5/10
Sex: 7.5/10

Feeling unsexy,
aku yg tak insaf

4 comments:

  1. haahahahahahaha I love how u say "Elizabeth Berkeley was so out of control that she looked like a dying dolphin struggling to stay alive".....and by the way can't stand the guy's butt too

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  2. cannot tahan the butt. it looks so wrong. they should have a butt audition

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  3. sumthing wrong with my "adik" now... tolong...

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