KAU GREASY, AKU STEAMY: Burgers"R"Us

We've been eating a lot recently and I wishfully think that writing a food post will help shed some of those excessive calories. As i'm typing this, I can feel the layer of fat around my waist slowing folding inward and settling in. sorry, that's gross.

To express my apology, I'm going to show you some reasonably sinful burgers that I came across online. These are only reasonably sinful because the wicked king in the world of burgers is still the 8000 calories Heart Attack Burger we introduced earlier on.

1. Burger King's New York Pizza burger

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Americans love pizzas and burgers. The person who came up with this idea must have had enough deciding between pizza and burger for lunch. So voila, Burger King created the Pizza Burger to resolve the long-time dilemma. 4 Whopper patties, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce all under the roof of a 24cm sesame bun. Total up to more than 2,500 calories and 2x the daily limit of saturated fat and sodium if you finish the whole pie. You only find this in New York's Times Square (mind you, not just any Times Square like..ehem...Berjaya Times Square). Other than the arrangement, I can hardly see anything unique in this BK special. Could have made it greasier than this

2. KFC's Double Down

Replacing the buns with 2 slabs of fried chicken and adding 2 pieces of bacon, melted cheese and mayo. Some people estimated the Double Down = 2 McD Big Mac. Oh well, who cares. As long as it's good. Look at the melted cheese..must be enjoying being sandwiched by the ever-so-good kfc chicken, like a man enjoys stuffing his face between a woman's breasts (or buttocks, if you prefer the back door).

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As a sidenote, creative food fans have improvised and created an experimental burger. 5 layers of chicken skin, melted cheese and bacon between sandwich buns. I think it actually looks more appealing than the double down and who doesn't love fried chicken skin? It's true love if you love that something/someone even when you know very well how bad it/the person is for you. KFC, I love you, really.

Skinwich from foodbeast.com

3. Burgers with a sweet twist

Foodbeast's nutella double double bacon cheeseburger

Another creative invention. There's nutella, bacon and double double (double meat double cheese) burger. Not sure what to think of the burger itself. But I like messy burgers and especially with nutella, it's hard to not create a mess. Eat this with your partner and don't worry about having nutella all over your lips/face to give him/her an excuse to lick it off. Who knows, you might be busy making out with your partner before you have time to finish the burger.

Krispy Kreme Cheese burger

These are the Krispy Kreme Donut Burgers, with of course donuts, meat patty, bacon and cheese. Argh, even greasy food fanatic like me find this repulsive and unholy, especially when you see a mass/mess like this. But you can't judge a burger or donut or donut burger by its appearance. Because with a little cosmetics, they can look much more appetizing:

Luther's Bacon Cheeseburger + Glazed Donuts

Paula Deen's Ladies Brunch Burger

Paula Deen's burger looks so sticky, greasy and yummy. The perfect burger after sex. A little sweet and salty at the same time, just like the combination of pleasure and sweat in sex. mmmmmm..

4. Electronic burger
Just kidding. It's a 4 port USB Chicken Burger Hub.