Pepeliks III

The Pepelik series is back, not due to popular demand though. Our blog readers semua segan2 and baik2. Tak pernah ada any kind of request, suggestion or demand. It's okay. I understand. I pun pendiam jugak.

Let's see what headlines make into our list (Note: Some of these are a little outdated. Dah lama simpan in the storeroom. Also pictures are not necessarily related to the contents.):

1. California (March): Rooftop sex in broad daylight.

Da bomb: it's a building on campus
 
Read the story here.

2. Germany (May): Female flasher can't be prosecuted, unless proved to be sexually aroused during the act

Oh yeah. You can never tell if we're aroused, faking orgasm or having the best sex ever. Women are invincible.

Read the story here.

3. Budapest (May): Insurance company held an orgy party to reward high achievers.

Obviously this isn't the picture that goes with the news. But the message is clear. Some, if not most, men are pigs. Anyway, it's a cool reward. Now I'm not sure if I prefer $ or sex for my year-end bonus. Aaaaaaa~~~dilemma

Read the story here.

4. Berlin (April) Sex toy triggers police alert

It's like kids calling the police when they hear moans & groans outside their parents' bedroom, thinking dad's hurting mum.

Read the story here.

5. Florida (July): Transgender students now have the option to be roommates with either gender

showing off their bikini tan lines

Untungggg. Nak become transgender so that I can room with a guy, ideally a handsome one of course.

Read the story here.

6. Germany (July): Hitler ordered sex dolls for his troops to prevent catching diseases from hookers

He's a tyrant, but you can't deny he's an understanding leader. Where to find a boss like him? I want male escorts to prevent myself from becoming clingy to a man (one of the biggest problems aku yg berdosa's facing now. Somebody help her, please)

Read the story here.

7. Oslo (June): Couples arrested for having sex in the middle of a service in Oslo Cathedral

"We had to pay a small fine or spend 16 days in jail. We chose the former because we didn't want to spend so long without having sex." Damn. Macho. Who's willing to impress me by doing the same thing in Malaysia?

Read the story here.

8. China (July): PhD Husband & Masters Wife clueless about sex

beware: baring like this can make you pregnant...kot

"Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so". Now I see why the pencegah maksiat group exists. It's for our own good. We'll get pregnant if we baring on our bf's lap in klcc park or by tasik titiwangsa. Macam tu rupanye. 

Read the story here.

Who's in the mood for some orange juice?



most pelik of all,
aku yg tak insaf