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15 Not So Important Facts about Sex 

1. 56% of men have had sex at work!

If you don't wanna feel left out,  make it a point to have your first sex-at-work next Monday and every Monday from then on. Say No to Monday blues.

2. According to popular men's magazine, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
I wonder if aku yg berdosa also....
 
3. Have a stuffy nose? Have sex! It's natural Anthistamine
But I won't have the mood for sex, neither do I want to have sex with a guy having stuffy nose. No appetite mah

4. Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 states
Make it worldwide

5. Only 17% of women are likely to have an orgasm during sex. More foreplay, please!
Sex without foreplay is like eating KFC chicken without the skin

6. A man will ejaculate 18qt in his life. That's roughly half a trillion of those little guys.
About 17 liters that is. That's probably more than the love a man can give.

7. On average, men reach orgasm in 2.5 min, while women take 12 min.
12 min isn't that long; some take a lifetime to reach orgasm, or never.

8. Average erect penis size: 5inches. Smallest erect penis: 1cm

1cm...1cm...1cm....knowing this makes you feel like Tarzan, doesn't it?

9. Men that have a good, active sex life are likely to live past the age of 80.
If good and active sex life means having more than one sex partner, then I hope you won't live that long

10. Cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least.
I bet it's got something to do with men's desire to pop the cherry. The power of subconsciousness huh.

11. Female orgasms can actually cure headaches due to the release of endorphins. No more excuses ladies!
But reaching orgasm itself is already a big big headache

12. There are approximately 100 million acts of sex a day....Twitter reports the same number of tweets per day.
If only people have sex as often as they tweet

13. Male orgasm typically last seconds. Pig's orgasm typically lasts 30 minutes!

Tau la men are pigs (still, we love them anyway), but didn't expect they'll be compared side-by-side like this and totally didn't expect pigs to know how to enjoy more than their counterparts.

14. Skip the treadmill! You can burn 200 calories during 30 minutes of sex. A one-minute kiss can burn 26.

No wonder I tak kurus2 lagi.

15. 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sex with their spouses or boyfriends
Alhamdulillah. Hallelujah. Life's beautiful.

also known as seri,
aku yg tak insaf