I know it's none of your concern. It's just a conversation starter.
Now you know how socially awkward I am.
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| not as awkward as this pose, but close. |
If you can't handle a condom well at times - whether it's because you're drunk, rabun, impatient or just clumsy in nature - this might be something for you.
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| strap-on condom [source] |
Like bras, condoms now have straps. Watch the product demo.
Quikstrips - two disposable polyethylene strips rolled into either side of the sheath. Sensis goes on in a split second (so the moment is not lost), and is actually enjoyable to apply. Lubrication stays where it belongs. No latex smell on the hands. No touching of the condom means less chance of tearing or nicking, and correct reservoir spacing at the tip is assured. Altogether, many common user errors that can compromise protection are eliminated.
Not sure I'm convinced, but no biggie. Not like I'll be the one buying and wearing it. If it's as easy as she claimed, then my man should have no problem putting it on. If he does, then we're not meant to be. (Get your stock here) I honestly don't remember anything she said other than a couple of firm "Awesome"s. Can't agree with the title of this Dr.Romance's website "SEX Has Never Been This FUN! Sexpert Heather explains how". Really huh? Sex has always been fun, honey. It's fun with or without your explaining how.
However, if your problem is less technical but more biological, then you should probably consider the Viagra condom. Don't start thinking "Untung la, no need to buy viagra". The world doesn't work that way. It doesn't contain Viagra but theoretically, it can help men maintain their erection when they're wearing the condom. It's not out in the market yet. Meanwhile, just use your willpower to keep that erection of yours firm and strong.
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| pandai-pandai estimate the distance yourself |
Another condom designed to make things easier for you. Pronto Condoms from South Africa.
Tertarik? Then get the distribution rights for Malaysia coz it's available in South Africa only. Tak percaya, check out the website sendiri.
Also from South Africa, it's something for us ladies. Finally. Rape-aXe invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers
The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.
Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.
"It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure."
Takut tak? I don't mind biting my man's penis if he misbehaves but I'll leave it to the condom to bite a rapist's. I doubt Malaysian girls would wear this scary little thing everyday to protect themselves. I think pepper spray or even bad breath/a few atomic fart bombs is more practical than this.
Conclusion nye, always use a condom unless your lady specifically told you not to or if your condom will make us fat.
condomplating,
aku yg tak insaf
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